Was this the same UAL pilot who was naked in front of the hotel window? Or perhaps it was the UAL pilot who chopped the parking lot gate with an axe.

I was there that day the guy chopped the gate down. Believe me if I had an axe or was driving the old truck I might have thought of it as well. Nothing sucks more than finishing a trip and getting stuck in the employee parking lot afterwards.

weird how the exact same story is present at every airline. somehow always a fed on the jumpseat, too.

urban legends

We’ve all been there. Had he dropped the axe I think it would have appeared a bit less unhinged, but watching him wrestle the employee for it, well…🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

Anyone know what the corporate event is on Aug 24th? I don’t have premium yahoo finance lol

Or the one stroking his gonads in front of a crowd of people at the Denver Airport because the thought the windows weren't see through? lolol

It’s the announcement of our savior Bill Franke coming to save us

nvm it was the Savannah announcement on the 14th not the 24th disregard

That absolutely did not happen. The TSA “hero” lied and said he was twigging the berries but he simply got out of the shower and got dressed. Because of the glare the terminal windows were impossible to see through and he mistakenly thought there was equal glare on the Westin side of the windows. The charges were dropped.

TSA hero. wtf is that? Never heard of it. Any way, there were multiple witnesses that said he was standing right in front of the window bare ass naked with his gonads hanging out talking on the phone without a care on the world, jiggling his balls for good measure. The guy was a freaken idiot. The charges were dropped when it became evident that this wasn't an intentional act of indecency, the guy was just a dumbass.