Lima Security
01-28-2019 | 07:51 AM
#11
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 6,248
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From: 767A (Ret)
Becoming a mugger
Old story: Somebody ran up behind a pilot, bumped into him, and kept going. Pilot notices his wallet is missing and chases guy, who trips and falls, choking him.
“Gimme that wallet!”
“OK, OK!”
Pilot triumphantly returns to hotel room, and sees his wallet on the nightstand.
“Gimme that wallet!”
“OK, OK!”
Pilot triumphantly returns to hotel room, and sees his wallet on the nightstand.
01-28-2019 | 08:27 AM
#12
Redeye avoider
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 933
Likes: 14
From: 737 Captain
Old story: Somebody ran up behind a pilot, bumped into him, and kept going. Pilot notices his wallet is missing and chases guy, who trips and falls, choking him.
“Gimme that wallet!”
“OK, OK!”
Pilot triumphantly returns to hotel room, and sees his wallet on the nightstand.
“Gimme that wallet!”
“OK, OK!”
Pilot triumphantly returns to hotel room, and sees his wallet on the nightstand.
I must simply say that I laughed out loud at that. Nice one! Cheers
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01-28-2019 | 09:27 AM
#13
Banned
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 3,655
Likes: 0
From: Narrow/Left Wide/Right
Nice, well I fly to Lima often on Delta and I think y’all have been “fake news’d“. Hotel is nice and takes security seriously. They have a casino as well.
This is our modern culture though. Take some rumor and let vulgarity fly. Kansas Catholic boys had the most public case of it recently.
Don’t let PS envy ruin your impression of fellow professional aviators. Perhaps a “Deltoid Puss” stole your wife or ran over your dog, but there are over 14,500 more of them that didn’t do that to you. Overall we’re all pilots subject to the good and bad decisions of our Mgmt.
This is our modern culture though. Take some rumor and let vulgarity fly. Kansas Catholic boys had the most public case of it recently.
Don’t let PS envy ruin your impression of fellow professional aviators. Perhaps a “Deltoid Puss” stole your wife or ran over your dog, but there are over 14,500 more of them that didn’t do that to you. Overall we’re all pilots subject to the good and bad decisions of our Mgmt.
01-28-2019 | 03:51 PM
#14
Banned
Joined: May 2014
Posts: 1,182
Likes: 0
From: Tom’s Whipping boy.
Nice, well I fly to Lima often on Delta and I think y’all have been “fake news’d“. Hotel is nice and takes security seriously. They have a casino as well.
This is our modern culture though. Take some rumor and let vulgarity fly. Kansas Catholic boys had the most public case of it recently.
Don’t let PS envy ruin your impression of fellow professional aviators. Perhaps a “Deltoid Puss” stole your wife or ran over your dog, but there are over 14,500 more of them that didn’t do that to you. Overall we’re all pilots subject to the good and bad decisions of our Mgmt.
This is our modern culture though. Take some rumor and let vulgarity fly. Kansas Catholic boys had the most public case of it recently.
Don’t let PS envy ruin your impression of fellow professional aviators. Perhaps a “Deltoid Puss” stole your wife or ran over your dog, but there are over 14,500 more of them that didn’t do that to you. Overall we’re all pilots subject to the good and bad decisions of our Mgmt.
Oh, touchy. Loosen up that double breasted girdle and take a joke.
01-31-2019 | 08:18 AM
#15
Line Holder
Joined: Mar 2018
Posts: 1,374
Likes: 54
Thread drift.... I used to give my Delta buds a hard time about the double breasted horse blanket, but after seeing what our management clowns are proposing we wear, I think I’ll keep my mouth shut going forward. Lol.
01-31-2019 | 08:31 AM
#16
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Apr 2018
Posts: 427
Likes: 0
Old story: Somebody ran up behind a pilot, bumped into him, and kept going. Pilot notices his wallet is missing and chases guy, who trips and falls, choking him.
“Gimme that wallet!”
“OK, OK!”
Pilot triumphantly returns to hotel room, and sees his wallet on the nightstand.
“Gimme that wallet!”
“OK, OK!”
Pilot triumphantly returns to hotel room, and sees his wallet on the nightstand.
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