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Old 09-02-2013 | 07:08 AM
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Twas the night before SLI and all through the house,
not a pilot was stirring, not even their spouse.

All their futures were strung up by both proposal lists,
How could the other side think that? I’m really, really pi**ed!

All at once by their computers, the message boards erupt and they clamored.
quick, one poster says, there’s been a leak, we’ve been screwed and we’ve been hammered!

NO! NO! someone says, it’s just more bad info from Swindells and Ringel.
then calm again returns with a text and a jingle.

Should have known, someone says, from the crew room hall.
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

Then all the sudden, CCS messages appear,
don’t panic, don’t fret, none of us should fear!

So off to their redeyes, many pilots took flight,
while all the senior papas bed down for the night.

The next morning they arise to discover their fate,
only to see a memo stating ISL will be late!

Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits abound!
NO NO! They all cry, it’s enough to put me underground.

And so the years go on and on, with endless legal fights,
as ALPA once again FAILS, to do what is right!
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Old 09-02-2013 | 07:11 AM
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Twas the night before SLI and all through my house,

I got what I wanted!!! Yeah, off to lift the blouse.....

THE END
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Old 09-02-2013 | 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by DMC12
Twas the night before SLI and all through my house,

I got what I wanted!!! Yeah, off to lift the blouse.....

THE END
Most of what you say is just wrong and to tick people off!! But, that post right there is FUNNY!
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Old 09-02-2013 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by DMC12
Twas the night before SLI and all through my house,

I got what I wanted!!! Yeah, off to lift the blouse.....

THE END
What you wear in the privacy of your own home is your own business...
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Old 09-02-2013 | 09:40 AM
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Thanks for the chuckle.
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Old 09-02-2013 | 10:43 AM
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That got pulled off the pipe a while ago. I assume because it got someone's panties tied up. It's hysterical and well done, IMO. Kudos to the author.
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Old 09-02-2013 | 10:55 AM
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Yes it was, well done. But I can't seem to edit it and panties do seem to be all twisty so I'd like to ask the Mods to please pull this thread.
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Old 09-02-2013 | 11:20 AM
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I disagree with pulling the thread.

Kudos
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Old 09-02-2013 | 12:04 PM
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Totally benign.
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Old 09-02-2013 | 01:16 PM
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Well done! I got a good chuckle.

Thanks Lerxst.
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