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08-29-2023, 11:02 PM
#21
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Well, if you haven't FUSBYF (****ed up so badly you're fired), then you can always give the TWN (two weeks notice) and GSE (go somewhere else), but it's always better to GALOR (get a letter of recommendation) first, if you can. Try to get it on CLH (company letterhead), if able.
Many employers will allow you to write the letter if they only need type it onto their letterhead and sign it, so long as it's not too verbose, over the top, or BFB (beyond ****ing belief).
If you have FUSBYF, then take it in stride and develop a WASS (wild-ass spin story) to cover your tracks, because SNOW (surely no one will) verify it's true, and move on with plan B. (just B, which comes after A, unless you're reciting the alphabet backward). If SOD (someone does) find out your story is FOH (full of holes) and a CFOYI (complete figment of your imagination), blame it on SHM (second hand smoke), claim you were bitten by a camel at the PZ (petting zoo), and apply for a disability. Just don't forget to lay claim to it on your next medical applicaiton, especially if the CHPTSD (camel had post traumatic stress disorder), or you were the one that BTC (bit the camel). Some places, you'd have had to pay a lot for that advice, but not here.
Many employers will allow you to write the letter if they only need type it onto their letterhead and sign it, so long as it's not too verbose, over the top, or BFB (beyond ****ing belief).
If you have FUSBYF, then take it in stride and develop a WASS (wild-ass spin story) to cover your tracks, because SNOW (surely no one will) verify it's true, and move on with plan B. (just B, which comes after A, unless you're reciting the alphabet backward). If SOD (someone does) find out your story is FOH (full of holes) and a CFOYI (complete figment of your imagination), blame it on SHM (second hand smoke), claim you were bitten by a camel at the PZ (petting zoo), and apply for a disability. Just don't forget to lay claim to it on your next medical applicaiton, especially if the CHPTSD (camel had post traumatic stress disorder), or you were the one that BTC (bit the camel). Some places, you'd have had to pay a lot for that advice, but not here.
09-02-2023, 02:21 PM
#22
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Joined APC: Jan 2021
Posts: 572
Originally Posted by JohnBurke
What's a "WO airline?"
Originally Posted by rickair7777
W
WB: Wide Body Airliner (777, 787, 767, A330, A350, etc).
WN: Southwest Airlines
WO: Wholly Owned (regional owned by a major)
WX: Weather
WB: Wide Body Airliner (777, 787, 767, A330, A350, etc).
WN: Southwest Airlines
WO: Wholly Owned (regional owned by a major)
WX: Weather
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