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Old 07-29-2009 | 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Busboy
I didn't think ol'tigerguys even knew what the internets are?
I know, but thats why I have kids. Bot 1 and Bot 2 are on seperate computers checking open time 5 times a minute. It's the cutest thing watching them type in the numeric passcode over and over and over. " Thats right sweety, Daddy likes west coast dhd's."
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Old 07-29-2009 | 09:54 AM
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Now THAT is funny! Even funnier that it could be true!
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Old 07-29-2009 | 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by AerisArmis
I forgot the answer. How many old Tiger guys DOES it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter how many Tiger guys it took to screw in the lightbulb...The question should be:

What's it going to take for everyone to see the light?
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Old 07-29-2009 | 10:11 AM
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Aside from the fascinating light bulb stories, any MEM MD11 F/O's notice that the VTO lines are going more senior? Is this just a summer thing? I was holding number 12 to 15 VTO's about six months ago, now I am at 20 to 23. More guys cracking the VTO code? Ideas? Wild conspiracy theories? rip
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Old 07-29-2009 | 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by adqrip
Aside from the fascinating light bulb stories, any MEM MD11 F/O's notice that the VTO lines are going more senior? Is this just a summer thing? I was holding number 12 to 15 VTO's about six months ago, now I am at 20 to 23. More guys cracking the VTO code? Ideas? Wild conspiracy theories? rip
Talking to my Airbus F/Os, it could be because Reserves are being used too much. The guy I'm flying with this trip is up to 69 hours. Why work the extra days on reserve when you can know your schedule ahead of time.
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Old 07-29-2009 | 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ol'tigerguy
How many original Fedex guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4, 1 to do the work while the other 3 sit around and talk about the career expectations of the new lightbulb
Actually the other three pay for it with their personal credit cards. Each one can only afford a third of the lightbulb after paying G-Town Mortgages for three exwifes and splitting the $5.00 subs they buy at Jared's place on their 727 S/O layovers past 65......not to mention the army of employees that have to process the expense reports.
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Old 07-29-2009 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by adqrip
Aside from the fascinating light bulb stories, any MEM MD11 F/O's notice that the VTO lines are going more senior?
Aside from the scintilating VTO questions, any more FTL jokes?
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Old 07-31-2009 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by AerisArmis
Aside from the scintilating VTO questions, any more FTL jokes?
There were these 2 guys sitting at the bar in LA...... To long to type...!
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Old 07-31-2009 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by AerisArmis
Aside from the scintilating VTO questions, any more FTL jokes?
3 guys were sitting in a bar - one was an ole tiger guy from Tel Aviv, one an ole tiger guy from Rome and the third was an ole tiger guy from Mecca.......
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