Do you fly any with a yoke shaker? Or auto thrust levers?

Sometimes individuals in the cockpit think they are. I remember one Captain years ago whose first name Lloyd had been changed by others to the nickname Lord. It was appropriate.

Good point. If people thought it was merely God speaking, they wouldn’t pay attention. ;)

Dang. Things must be going pretty well if we're going to whine about petty nonsense like this. You do know not *every* gripe deserves public attention, right? Why dont we save our acrimony for ALPA reps selling bad TA's, company folks that ban scotch on International deadheads, and that dude who wants us all to wear long sleeve shirts and Breitlings. <Psst, nobody can see your Breitling if you're wearing the long-sleeve shirt.>

We should all take some notes from Captain Dave, I am all too familiar with how Alan feels in the first clip.

https://youtu.be/-5WY_lCXIRI

https://youtu.be/HZyan0-MvUI

Okay, all youse guys that are saying “on the ground” in your PA’s need to say “landing” instead.;):)

Denny

All flights end “on the ground”, one way or another. Those which are by “landing” include most of the survivable ones. ;)

I agree with you, Denny.

My next PA will be done correctly. Thank You!

Some end up in the water, though

We need to steal lines from disney world's jungle cruise.

"Hey folks, its first officer David M Bartz and we are number one for departure and so we should be under water here in just a few moments, at this time fli... oh I mean under way, oh my gosh, I didn't mean that, under way........ Flight attendants please prepare the cabin for departure."