I would think Spanish Harlem or Compton would be cool.:D

I think it's time we create together the:

Airline Pilot Central Delta Wing, Things You Shall Not Mention in a PA

1. "Altimeter setting is..."
2. "Total carrier traps..."
3. "Flew war time missions in peace time"
4. "I am known for taking excellent care of my aircraft, my flight crew and my passengers."
5. "Thunderstorm"
6. "Tornado"
7. In cruise: "Look out your window..."
8. "We have been intercepted" or "we are being intercepted again"
9. "Captain Kangaroo"
10. "****"
11. "*****es get stitches" just write the asap
12. "Runway (##) left" "right" "center"
13. "This is my first officer's first flight..."
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
19.
20.

Everytime someone says, "Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight," an angel loses its wings.

I️ really did laugh out loud

I heard a good version of sit back and relax. Captain said “you can either sit back and relax or sit upright and be uncomfortable. We are about to leave either way. Enjoy the flight.”

14. Uhhh,
15. Apologizing for delay when its weather. (Apologize for things we COULD have done better, e.g. Mx, crew shortages)
16. The phrase "welcome aboard" anytime after takeoff, especially at cruise 30 minutes into the flight when seat belt light comes off

And when did “welcome aboard” change to “welcome onboard?” WTF?

It’s like when a reporter calls our company an “airliner.” Or we’re stuck on a “runway” for hours.

Or thinks “aircrafts” is actually a word.

Grinds my gears.

Don't forget to throw in a couple "meows" to see if they are really listening. :D

Not talking would solve all these problems.

21. Fire
22. Lost
23. Genitals
24. Boeing

All words that make passengers nervous. ;)