DH Policy
#53
A lot has changed since October 2016. The changes are plainly evident in the decorum of those who think Trump legitimized trump'ish behavior to those perceived to be below them in status. We all have our stories, but once while occupying a middle seat texting my wife while boarding a plenty tall, younger middle aged, passenger THREW their bag on me and told me to put it in the overhead bin for them. I nicely put their luggage in their seat and pretended not to hear them.**
This is my technique, along never making eye contact and a dose of resting b*tch face. Nobody ever talks to me on the plane and if they did I'd have plausible deniability that I didn't hear them. This is for my protection as well as Delta's , it's just best we limit my interaction with the customers.
#54
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Joined APC: Jul 2010
Position: window seat
Posts: 12,522
Right, but now since the agents hiss at you and forbid you from boarding early (even though that's a 100% legit pre-board "need extra time" issue) by the time you get in line with the zone 1 rush, make your way down the packed jet bridge, onto the plane, left to the flight deck, introduce yourself and ask for a vest, swim upstream to get to the jet bridge door, walk out and down the stairs to stow your bag, walk back up, fight your way back into the line that no one wants to let you "cut" now even though you were like 80 ppl in front of them in the first place, then back onto the plane, another left turn to return the vest, then fight/"cut" your way back into the line, yet again, and to your seat, all to save other people overhead room for their bags to be nice...um yeah next time I'll just board and put it wherever there's space.
And yes, that was an intentional run on sentence.
Your welcome.
OR, we could do the common sense thing and let (even encourage) pilots to board early for incredibly obvious reasons. The current methodological zeitgeist is simply asinine and doesn't serve anyone's interest.
And yes, that was an intentional run on sentence.
Your welcome.
OR, we could do the common sense thing and let (even encourage) pilots to board early for incredibly obvious reasons. The current methodological zeitgeist is simply asinine and doesn't serve anyone's interest.
#55
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Joined APC: Dec 2006
Position: 737 FO
Posts: 2,370
Right, but now since the agents hiss at you and forbid you from boarding early (even though that's a 100% legit pre-board "need extra time" issue) by the time you get in line with the zone 1 rush, make your way down the packed jet bridge, onto the plane, left to the flight deck, introduce yourself and ask for a vest, swim upstream to get to the jet bridge door, walk out and down the stairs to stow your bag, walk back up, fight your way back into the line that no one wants to let you "cut" now even though you were like 80 ppl in front of them in the first place, then back onto the plane, another left turn to return the vest, then fight/"cut" your way back into the line, yet again, and to your seat, all to save other people overhead room for their bags to be nice...um yeah next time I'll just board and put it wherever there's space.
And yes, that was an intentional run on sentence.
Your welcome.
OR, we could do the common sense thing and let (even encourage) pilots to board early for incredibly obvious reasons. The current methodological zeitgeist is simply asinine and doesn't serve anyone's interest.
And yes, that was an intentional run on sentence.
Your welcome.
OR, we could do the common sense thing and let (even encourage) pilots to board early for incredibly obvious reasons. The current methodological zeitgeist is simply asinine and doesn't serve anyone's interest.
#56
What’s the rush to board if you are putting bags below? Go on last, say hi to the crew as you borrow their vest, then put bag downstairs. You’ll be back before the IFE is turned on and maybe after the APU is cranked so it won’t be as hot.
#57
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Joined APC: Apr 2018
Posts: 2,987
Although I have to admit, I usually just throw it in the bin above my comfort+ seat..
#58
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Joined APC: Jul 2010
Position: window seat
Posts: 12,522
I wonder how the agent would respond if you said "can I go ahead and board so I can put my bag down below and not take overhead space?" I haven't ever seen anyone try to board early to put a bag below personally. I guess that may be your technique, but I also expect gate agents don't think that's what you plan on doing either.
#60
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Joined APC: May 2015
Position: Power top
Posts: 2,959
If we had a pilot advocate running operations, this wouldn't be a problem. Any line pilot could have figured a solution before the policy was introduced. Deadheading should be a seamless procedure, instead we have always been treated as an afterthought. From seat selection to time of boarding, nothing is simple. This isn't rocket science. But it's exactly the way flight operations tends to deal with us most of the time.
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