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Old 11-27-2018 | 05:30 PM
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“Thank you, have a great day!”

Works 24/7/365.

Did they speak first? Then go with:

“Thanks, you too!”

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Old 11-27-2018 | 05:34 PM
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I do the same as Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation.

“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah!!”
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Old 11-27-2018 | 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by GogglesPisano
Then again I also still say “ma’am,” which apparently is on its way to becoming a capital offense these days.
Same, and so true.

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All you have to do is answer in kind.
Amen. I say Merry Christmas, you respond with whatever you wish...and we continue on our way, and not be offended. That's how normal grownups act.
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Old 11-27-2018 | 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Falcon20
I do the same as Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation.

“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah!!”
Haha there's the guidance I was looking for.
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Old 11-27-2018 | 05:57 PM
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Cover all the bases... can’t go wrong. Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and Happy Kwanza. And for the Piesta resistance... Happy and Healthy New Year. What can go wrong?
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Old 11-27-2018 | 06:02 PM
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You also can’t go wrong with, “Live long and prosper.”
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Old 11-27-2018 | 06:13 PM
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I'd steer clear of controversial sentiment. Go with something like:

"Have a Trumpy Magafest", "Merry Climate Change" or maybe a simple "Choose Life"

Keep it light.
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Old 11-27-2018 | 06:25 PM
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Come again.
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Old 11-27-2018 | 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by captjns
Cover all the bases... can’t go wrong. Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and Happy Kwanza. And for the Piesta resistance... Happy and Healthy New Year. What can go wrong?
Sorry, did you mean "fiesta" resistance?
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Old 11-28-2018 | 06:30 AM
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And if you just got re-routed there is always "Bah - Humbug."


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