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04-01-2020, 07:38 AM
#31
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Originally Posted by Jaww
The second one with the juggler had me in stitches this morning. Thanks!
‘Did you happen to recognize/notice who was in the front row? Dogs and Cats living together. Who woulda thunk that could happen...... For those who don’t recognize them it’s Ronald Reagan Republican President and Tip O’Neil Democratic Speaker of the House. My how things have changed....
Denny
04-01-2020, 08:52 AM
#32
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Originally Posted by Denny Crane
The guy was good!!!
‘Did you happen to recognize/notice who was in the front row? Dogs and Cats living together. Who woulda thunk that could happen...... For those who don’t recognize them it’s Ronald Reagan Republican President and Tip O’Neil Democratic Speaker of the House. My how things have changed....
Denny
‘Did you happen to recognize/notice who was in the front row? Dogs and Cats living together. Who woulda thunk that could happen...... For those who don’t recognize them it’s Ronald Reagan Republican President and Tip O’Neil Democratic Speaker of the House. My how things have changed....
Denny
04-03-2020, 08:01 PM
#34
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The Clamp Show
And hello everybody.
Now, it's been at least ten years since the last The Clamp Show (TM), and after a moderate level of no demand and boredom that has overtaken Forgot to Bid, the show is back. And better than ever.
Our beloved hero, 80ktsclamp, is currently on a trip, but hopefully, sometime after Midnight, he will return to the microphone to answer your questions to help you live a better life in the only room that matters in your shelter-in-place home, your bedroom.
So without further ado, I present the first question of the night from a young lawyer named K-new. And folks remember, your privacy is important, and I will always change your name to protect your anonymity on this anonymous board.
Dear 80ktsclamp,
What do you do, if there are one or more neighbor ladies in your neighborhood that you would like to have... buy back your stock, if you know what I mean?
Thanks
Newk
Thank you very much Knew, 80ktsclamp will be here shortly to answer your question.
Now, it's been at least ten years since the last The Clamp Show (TM), and after a moderate level of no demand and boredom that has overtaken Forgot to Bid, the show is back. And better than ever.
Our beloved hero, 80ktsclamp, is currently on a trip, but hopefully, sometime after Midnight, he will return to the microphone to answer your questions to help you live a better life in the only room that matters in your shelter-in-place home, your bedroom.
So without further ado, I present the first question of the night from a young lawyer named K-new. And folks remember, your privacy is important, and I will always change your name to protect your anonymity on this anonymous board.
Dear 80ktsclamp,
What do you do, if there are one or more neighbor ladies in your neighborhood that you would like to have... buy back your stock, if you know what I mean?
Thanks
Thank you very much Knew, 80ktsclamp will be here shortly to answer your question.
Last edited by forgot to bid; 04-03-2020 at 08:25 PM.
04-03-2020, 08:05 PM
#35
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Our next question for 80ktsclamp comes from a young man named Gunship Guy. He writes...
Dear 80ktsclamp,
I have a coworker who self identifies as having a BMI over 40, would you ever self identify with her, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
Underboob Guy
Dear 80ktsclamp,
I have a coworker who self identifies as having a BMI over 40, would you ever self identify with her, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
Underboob Guy
Last edited by forgot to bid; 04-03-2020 at 08:26 PM.
04-03-2020, 08:09 PM
#36
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Our next righteous question for 80ktsclamp comes from a man named Sailing Guy. He writes...
Dear 80ktsclamp,
I need your advice. I have a boat, I think it's going to liquidate soon, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
Sailing Guy
Dear 80ktsclamp,
I need your advice. I have a boat, I think it's going to liquidate soon, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
Sailing Guy
04-03-2020, 08:12 PM
#37
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Our next question for 80ktsclamp comes from a man named Boomer-rang. He writes...
Dear 80ktsclamp,
I hear there is now a boomer remover, what is it going to remove? I'm kind of nervous, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
Boomer
Dear 80ktsclamp,
I hear there is now a boomer remover, what is it going to remove? I'm kind of nervous, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
04-03-2020, 08:14 PM
#38
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Our next question for 80ktsclamp comes from a man named Bar the Bucker. He writes...
Dear 80ktsclamp,
What should I do? I used to get to 130 by the end of the day, now I only get to 4, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
Bar
Dear 80ktsclamp,
What should I do? I used to get to 130 by the end of the day, now I only get to 4, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
04-03-2020, 08:23 PM
#39
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Here is one more, from a guy we will call, Bank.
Dear 80ktsclamp,
Do you remember the movie Pat? That guy fell in love with something he kind of hated. So what do I do, if over the last few days I've started to fall in love with Donald Trump, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
Hank
Dear 80ktsclamp,
Do you remember the movie Pat? That guy fell in love with something he kind of hated. So what do I do, if over the last few days I've started to fall in love with Donald Trump, if you know what I mean?
Thanks,
Last edited by forgot to bid; 04-03-2020 at 08:34 PM.
04-03-2020, 08:33 PM
#40
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Well, that's it for the night. When 80ktsclamp gets done violating the 6' rule, he'll be right here to answer your questions.
And as always folks remember our fine sponsors who make this show possible, like Chic-fil-A. They have a drive-through, so remember later on today to go straight down there to get you some straight chicken, because you can't do it tomorrow.
And as always folks remember our fine sponsors who make this show possible, like Chic-fil-A. They have a drive-through, so remember later on today to go straight down there to get you some straight chicken, because you can't do it tomorrow.
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