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04-03-2020, 09:10 PM

#41

80ktsClamp

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid

And hello everybody.

Now, it's been at least ten years since the last The Clamp Show (TM), and after a moderate level of no demand and boredom that has overtaken Forgot to Bid, the show is back. And better than ever.

Our beloved hero, 80ktsclamp, is currently on a trip, but hopefully, sometime after Midnight, he will return to the microphone to answer your questions to help you live a better life in the only room that matters in your shelter-in-place home, your bedroom.

So without further ado, I present the first question of the night from a young lawyer named K-new. And folks remember, your privacy is important, and I will always change your name to protect your anonymity on this anonymous board.

Dear 80ktsclamp,
What do you do, if there are one or more neighbor ladies in your neighborhood that you would like to have... buy back your stock, if you know what I mean?

Thanks
~~Newk~~

Thank you very much Knew, 80ktsclamp will be here shortly to answer your question.

Yeth, well hello caller. Thank you for your query. The thing with multiple ladies wanting to buy back your stock is to know when too much is too much. Otherwise putting it in dabut becomes you getting it put in your dabut.

04-03-2020, 09:11 PM

#42

80ktsClamp

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid

Our next question for 80ktsclamp comes from a young man named Gunship Guy. He writes...

Dear 80ktsclamp,
I have a coworker who self identifies as having a BMI over 40, would you ever self identify with her, if you know what I mean?

Thanks,
Underboob Guy

hello caller! That is quite large and in charge, however I firmly believe that there is more to love. Also please leave via the back door.

04-03-2020, 09:12 PM

#43

80ktsClamp

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Joined APC: Oct 2006

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Posts: 17,473

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid

Our next righteous question for 80ktsclamp comes from a man named Sailing Guy. He writes...

Dear 80ktsclamp,
I need your advice. I have a boat, I think it's going to liquidate soon, if you know what I mean?

Thanks,
Sailing Guy

my oh my... how did you acquire such incredible stamina?

04-03-2020, 09:22 PM

#44

80ktsClamp

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Our next question for 80ktsclamp comes from a man named Boomer-rang. He writes...

Dear 80ktsclamp,
I hear there is now a boomer remover, what is it going to remove? I'm kind of nervous, if you know what I mean?

Thanks,
~~Boomer~~

yeth, hi, caller. I believe there are pills for that

04-03-2020, 09:24 PM

#45

80ktsClamp

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Position: Poodle Whisperer

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Our next question for 80ktsclamp comes from a man named Bar the Bucker. He writes...

Dear 80ktsclamp,
What should I do? I used to get to 130 by the end of the day, now I only get to 4, if you know what I mean?

Thanks,
~~Bar~~

hello caller, yes those are numbers and I see them. If you carry the 1 and add a zero you seem to be doing better.

04-03-2020, 09:25 PM

#46

80ktsClamp

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Posts: 17,473

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Here is one more, from a guy we will call, Bank.

Dear 80ktsclamp,
Do you remember the movie Pat? That guy fell in love with something he kind of hated. So what do I do, if over the last few days I've started to fall in love with Donald Trump, if you know what I mean?

Thanks,
~~Hank~~

hello, caller! I fell in love with a nacho cart one time. I was not proud, but these things happen.

04-04-2020, 08:22 AM

#47

53x11

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04-04-2020, 10:04 AM

#48

gloopy

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Joined APC: Jul 2010

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Posts: 12,522

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yeth, hi, caller. I believe there are pills for that

I've been preparing for this moment for years. Stocking up on L-Arginine pills and pineapple, the two most proven remedies for a situation exactly like this.

No, not Covid itself. Its more indirectly lockdown related.