GoJetssss? Never heard of them. Sure you can have the jumpseat.

That doesn't look RVSM capable. The rest looks good. Preflight inspection complete sir.

"Captain, the gate's not open."

Jealous. Love that place, I'd love to build a vacation home there.


If stupid ALPA would have gotten us a "real contract" instead of "rolling over to management".. :Rolleyes: kidding!!!! I'll take the additional $60k over the next 3 to start working on the down payment for the land!:D

"Captain, according to the paperwork the airframe is on MEL.

Do you want me to look it up?"

NewK - "So what's your point?"

Bucking Bar - "They killed 30 pilots in simluators? What did that cost? Were they outsourced?"

ACL65 - "There are 30 new Line Check jobs available?"

Boomer - "Were they GoJets pilots?"

80KtsClamp - "We're hiring 30 pilots"

NASA - "Stop destroying our Gemini Space Program sim. We are running out of vacum tubes to fix Delta's Douglas training equipment. That stuff is on loan from the Smithsonian..."

CVG, October 1, 2012...

...The GoJetsss crew arrives at the abandoned Comair MX hanger to pick up their new CRJ700s. They call "Shennanigans".

Capt. realizes Kennedy changed the door code and his rotation is under the yoke clip. FO is in first class yuking it up with the junior NY FA's ... in view and out of ear shot.

That's pretty damn funny. :D

It was fine when we left it here.

I'll give $20 for the first written report of a dead fish found in the distribution duct coming off the left pack ...