Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
02-22-2014 | 01:03 PM
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From: blueJet
Lava
Mercury
Strontium 90
Whale blubber
Live Kittens
Of course they will need to figure out a way for aircraft to stop on those materials.
The slacker reporter says nobody ever studied the cost to heat an airport's runways? I'll do it for free using numbers provided by "Doctor Silverstein, the Chappequa Headache Doctor" in the same article.
His 7000 square foot driveway cost $25,000 to install and runs around $800.00 per 24 hours. JF'nK has 7,784,850 square feet of runway. Using the same cost structure, we're looking at $280 million to install and $890,000.00 in electricity for every day it's turned on. Or accidentally left on.
I haven't added in the cost of runway shutdowns, union labor, or buying off the environmentalists and global warming scammers.
One airport, quarter billion to install and a million per day to run it. Seems legit.
02-22-2014 | 01:05 PM
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200 of them just showed up with sledgehammers and trash bags.
02-22-2014 | 06:57 PM
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From: Light Chop
Experts are looking at building runways out of materials that don't freeze? I would suggest they consider the following materials...
Lava
Mercury
Strontium 90
Whale blubber
Live Kittens
Of course they will need to figure out a way for aircraft to stop on those materials.
The slacker reporter says nobody ever studied the cost to heat an airport's runways? I'll do it for free using numbers provided by "Doctor Silverstein, the Chappequa Headache Doctor" in the same article.
His 7000 square foot driveway cost $25,000 to install and runs around $800.00 per 24 hours. JF'nK has 7,784,850 square feet of runway. Using the same cost structure, we're looking at $280 million to install and $890,000.00 in electricity for every day it's turned on. Or accidentally left on.
I haven't added in the cost of runway shutdowns, union labor, or buying off the environmentalists and global warming scammers.
One airport, quarter billion to install and a million per day to run it. Seems legit.
Lava
Mercury
Strontium 90
Whale blubber
Live Kittens
Of course they will need to figure out a way for aircraft to stop on those materials.
The slacker reporter says nobody ever studied the cost to heat an airport's runways? I'll do it for free using numbers provided by "Doctor Silverstein, the Chappequa Headache Doctor" in the same article.
His 7000 square foot driveway cost $25,000 to install and runs around $800.00 per 24 hours. JF'nK has 7,784,850 square feet of runway. Using the same cost structure, we're looking at $280 million to install and $890,000.00 in electricity for every day it's turned on. Or accidentally left on.
I haven't added in the cost of runway shutdowns, union labor, or buying off the environmentalists and global warming scammers.
One airport, quarter billion to install and a million per day to run it. Seems legit.
02-22-2014 | 07:04 PM
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From: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Experts are looking at building runways out of materials that don't freeze? I would suggest they consider the following materials...
Lava
Mercury
Strontium 90
Whale blubber
Live Kittens
Of course they will need to figure out a way for aircraft to stop on those materials.
The slacker reporter says nobody ever studied the cost to heat an airport's runways? I'll do it for free using numbers provided by "Doctor Silverstein, the Chappequa Headache Doctor" in the same article.
His 7000 square foot driveway cost $25,000 to install and runs around $800.00 per 24 hours. JF'nK has 7,784,850 square feet of runway. Using the same cost structure, we're looking at $280 million to install and $890,000.00 in electricity for every day it's turned on. Or accidentally left on.
I haven't added in the cost of runway shutdowns, union labor, or buying off the environmentalists and global warming scammers.
One airport, quarter billion to install and a million per day to run it. Seems legit.
Lava
Mercury
Strontium 90
Whale blubber
Live Kittens
Of course they will need to figure out a way for aircraft to stop on those materials.
The slacker reporter says nobody ever studied the cost to heat an airport's runways? I'll do it for free using numbers provided by "Doctor Silverstein, the Chappequa Headache Doctor" in the same article.
His 7000 square foot driveway cost $25,000 to install and runs around $800.00 per 24 hours. JF'nK has 7,784,850 square feet of runway. Using the same cost structure, we're looking at $280 million to install and $890,000.00 in electricity for every day it's turned on. Or accidentally left on.
I haven't added in the cost of runway shutdowns, union labor, or buying off the environmentalists and global warming scammers.
One airport, quarter billion to install and a million per day to run it. Seems legit.
It's not the runway that is the problem!
When the De Ice crews don't show up because the roads leading to the airport are impassable, and the airplanes are covered with an inch of ice, no runway, no matter the cost, will be used.
02-22-2014 | 07:34 PM
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From: Light Chop
All that and you know what? They still haven't "Solved the Problem" that causes delays in snow storms, and that is to De-Ice the AIRPLANES!!
It's not the runway that is the problem!
When the De Ice crews don't show up because the roads leading to the airport are impassable, and the airplanes are covered with an inch of ice, no runway, no matter the cost, will be used.
It's not the runway that is the problem!
When the De Ice crews don't show up because the roads leading to the airport are impassable, and the airplanes are covered with an inch of ice, no runway, no matter the cost, will be used.
02-22-2014 | 07:38 PM
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From: Douglas Aerospace post production Flight Test & Work Around Engineering bulletin dissembler
I thought you were joking ....
Residents of wealthy Atlanta neighborhood plan protest against Justin Bieber moving into the area | Mail Online
Great, something else that is going to disturb Ed's sleep.
Residents of wealthy Atlanta neighborhood plan protest against Justin Bieber moving into the area | Mail Online
Great, something else that is going to disturb Ed's sleep.
02-22-2014 | 07:46 PM
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From: Light Chop
I thought you were joking ....
Residents of wealthy Atlanta neighborhood plan protest against Justin Bieber moving into the area | Mail Online
Great, something else that is going to disturb Ed's sleep.
Residents of wealthy Atlanta neighborhood plan protest against Justin Bieber moving into the area | Mail Online
Great, something else that is going to disturb Ed's sleep.
And thankfully, glad it ain't around me!
02-22-2014 | 07:46 PM
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02-22-2014 | 07:54 PM
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From: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
I thought you were joking ....
Residents of wealthy Atlanta neighborhood plan protest against Justin Bieber moving into the area | Mail Online
Great, something else that is going to disturb Ed's sleep.
Residents of wealthy Atlanta neighborhood plan protest against Justin Bieber moving into the area | Mail Online
Great, something else that is going to disturb Ed's sleep.
What the heck, I'll buy the eggs!
(and the hookers, and the blow!)
02-22-2014 | 07:58 PM
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From: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
No?
Why not?
Because Miley is really Justin, in drag!
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