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Old 03-27-2014 | 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by TenYearsGone
I would love the view too!

Actually, a great pledge brother of mine back in the day was a male cheerleader.
He conveyed his experience to all of us. He told us that those hotties you see being picked up like that, stunk! Their underwear would be stained and they would let farts ripp throughout the game just to F with the male cheerleaders. One game, he had the privilege of lifting the hottest one. As he picked her up, he noticed she had skid marks.

Lessons: Be careful, what looks good might be Stinky and Sour.

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Pink star vs Brown star......world of difference!
Old 03-27-2014 | 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by TenYearsGone
I would love the view too!

Actually, a great pledge brother of mine back in the day was a male cheerleader.
He conveyed his experience to all of us. He told us that those hotties you see being picked up like that, stunk! Their underwear would be stained and they would let farts ripp throughout the game just to F with the male cheerleaders. One game, he had the privilege of lifting the hottest one. As he picked her up, he noticed she had skid marks.

Lessons: Be careful, what looks good might be Stinky and Sour.

TEN
DUDE WHY did you tell us this? I prefer the fantasy over the reality
Old 03-27-2014 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by poostain
DUDE WHY did you tell us this? I prefer the fantasy over the reality
Hah! Reminds me of my golf friend who was a gynecologist. We used to tease him about how lucky he was to do those check ups on hot chicks. He said for every hot one there was about 100 nasty ones.
Old 03-27-2014 | 11:57 AM
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Face it, most of us are the dirty old man on the right. Hand in pants.
Old 03-27-2014 | 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by TenYearsGone
I would love the view too!

Actually, a great pledge brother of mine back in the day was a male cheerleader.
He conveyed his experience to all of us. He told us that those hotties you see being picked up like that, stunk! Their underwear would be stained and they would let farts ripp throughout the game just to F with the male cheerleaders. One game, he had the privilege of lifting the hottest one. As he picked her up, he noticed she had skid marks.

Lessons: Be careful, what looks good might be Stinky and Sour.

TEN
Well, you ruined that for me. Thanks alot.
Old 03-27-2014 | 11:57 AM
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World Airways has shut down permanently. Just ate dinner with a friend who works there and he was telling me how AFU it was.
Old 03-27-2014 | 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by dalad
World Airways has shut down permanently. Just ate dinner with a friend who works there and he was telling me how AFU it was.
Wow, they were just training new CRM instructors a couple of months ago. It's always amazing on how airlines limp along right up until the eventual BK. It's like no one wants to believe until the checks actually bounce. Seems like a lot of ACMI carriers are feeling the effects of the wars winding down in both cargo and pax.
Old 03-27-2014 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by dalad
World Airways has shut down permanently. Just ate dinner with a friend who works there and he was telling me how AFU it was.
When I was hired at DAL there was a guy in my class who opted to go to World instead of Delta because (I guess) he lived in N.C. and didn't want to commute. I guess World flies you around?
Old 03-27-2014 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TenYearsGone
I would love the view too!

Actually, a great pledge brother of mine back in the day was a male cheerleader.
He conveyed his experience to all of us. He told us that those hotties you see being picked up like that, stunk! Their underwear would be stained and they would let farts ripp throughout the game just to F with the male cheerleaders. One game, he had the privilege of lifting the hottest one. As he picked her up, he noticed she had skid marks.

Lessons: Be careful, what looks good might be Stinky and Sour.

TEN


It's like a Captain said of the beaches in Rio, it's like a beautiful woman with dirty underpants.
Old 03-27-2014 | 12:17 PM
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Sorry!

I still dig it though..

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