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forgot to bid 01-04-2010 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 737929)
Good evening boys and girls, and welcome to late nite latest and greatest in Deltoid land with your host, 80knotsClamp.

Tonights topics: JAL- to JV or not to JV? And is "Haneda" the sound a japanese person makes when they sneeze?

We'll also have deep thoughts from forgot to bid, every detail on delta's 50 year plan from ACL, and "name that underboob" with superpilot92.

Again, this is your host... bringing you the smoothest and the Guard Dudest all night long... Clamp.

I'm picturing you in slippers, a smoking cloak and have a pipe in one hand with a glass of brandy or something like that in your other hand. I see a oak wood room and a fire in the background and the pressure to say something smart is overwhelming.

80ktsClamp 01-04-2010 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 737933)
I feel as if I need to be in slippers, a smoking cloak and have a pipe in my hand with a glass of brandy or something like that in my other hand.


You aren't like that? Thats how it's gotta be.

Now I just put on my Leon Phelps lisp, and whenver a female calls in... "hello caller, what might be your queary?" "oooh, it's a lady!"

http://www.cartelia.net/fotos/l/ladiesman.jpg


Now about that TCU chick. I'd like to buy her a fish sandwich.

Superpilot92 01-04-2010 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 737934)
You aren't like that? Thats how it's gotta be.

Now I just put on my Leon Phelps lisp, and whenver a female calls in... "hello caller, what might be your queary?" "oooh, it's a lady!"

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000...es_man_002.jpg


Now about that TCU chick. I'd like to buy her a fish sandwich.

It describes me perfectly EXCEPT i dont have slippers on, i'm sporting some Flippie Floppies!!:o

I used my first contractual Deltoid right tonight, I called scheduling to deviate from my DH back to base tomorrow and thus got the DH dumped and Positive space seat home!!

KC10 FATboy 01-04-2010 08:59 PM

So has anyone else received a phone call telling you that you received an AE award in error? No, I'm not joking.

forgot to bid 01-04-2010 09:04 PM

Good job Super.

80, first deep question of the night: A lot of people struggle with the authenticity of our manuals especially with the Douglas family, so in your oppinion do you think we can trust that the DC9 manual we have today is an accurate translation of the original Greek?

Go ahead, I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Yes knew, you can kick my ass later. :D

newKnow 01-04-2010 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 737934)
You aren't like that? Thats how it's gotta be.

Now I just put on my Leon Phelps lisp, and whenver a female calls in... "hello caller, what might be your queary?" "oooh, it's a lady!"

http://www.cartelia.net/fotos/l/ladiesman.jpg


Now about that TCU chick. I'd like to buy her a fish sandwich.


So that must mean you have a glass of Courvoisier. Good Choice. :)

80ktsClamp 01-04-2010 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 737949)
Good job Super.

80, first deep question of the night: A lot of people struggle with the authenticity of our manuals especially with the Douglas family, so in your oppinion do you think we can trust that the DC9 manual we have today is an accurate translation of the original Greek?

Go ahead, I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Yes knew, you can kick my ass later. :D


I say we reference super, newK, and our other members of such incredible testicular fortitude that they are bestowed the ability to fly the 9.

How it is, jive turkeys?


My own personal interjection- I can't stand the way our OM1, OM2, FCTM, and QRH's are set up as it is-be it Boeing or Douglas. I consider the way the information is formatted very inefficient both for learning and information finding. I'm being quickly reminded of this as I am beginning the process of learning the 73N....

Denny Crane 01-04-2010 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by Cogf16 (Post 737645)
Yeah well ROTC guys must rate over OTS guys, although I think we had a few 90 day wonders in my class! 65 days of terminal leave got me in to the 11 Aug '88 class. When hiring 90 a month, everyday counted!

Cog

Aint that the truth!!!!

Denny

80ktsClamp 01-04-2010 09:14 PM


Originally Posted by newKnow (Post 737951)
So that must mean you have a glass of Courvoisier. Good Choice. :)


"I'm doin' real good, I got my glass of Courvoisier right here!"

Denny Crane 01-04-2010 09:17 PM


Originally Posted by Dirtdiver (Post 737648)
Was JK guest help?

His first name was Joe and he was kinda short. Your initials wouldn't be PP would they?

Denny


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