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acl65pilot 07-13-2010 05:19 AM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 840670)
This is still a good line, you can use it at work when the situation and time fits:
Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

Quite talking about our senior captains like that. :eek:

johnso29 07-13-2010 05:53 AM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 840521)
Here come the greenslips.

We'll see if greenslips flow in ATL. Maybe we'll become like Aspen, a place where the beer flows like wine.


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 840545)
And the women instinctively flock like the salmon of capistrano???

Ahhhhhhhh...you guys were watching Dumb & Dumber!! :D :p

johnso29 07-13-2010 06:02 AM

We landed on the moon!!!!!!!! :D
That's a nice looking set of hooters ya got there.
Excuse me?
The owls, they're beautiful.

I'm a breeder.
Any unusual breeds?
No. Just doggy style.

What a great movie.

Chente 07-13-2010 07:00 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 840608)
That map reminds me of a Pakistani version of this:

http://www.beaumonde.net/weblog/imag...-americans.jpg

This is pretty damn funny! Sadly enough though, a large portion of our American population really does see the world like this.

FIIGMO 07-13-2010 07:23 AM

Hats off to DALN crew
 
While boarding the van to the hotel out of MSP last trip 2 DAL crews plus a group of DAL FA's got on board and a UAL pilot was sitting in the middle. Just briefly before boarding all the DAL crews knew that we (the only 800 crew) were holding things up as we got to the van a bit late. We thanked them for the waiting and took our seats.

Within 30 seconds the UAL pilot confidently thinking that we were all FNWA employees began to rail on the Delta culture and how the DAL pilots and FA's will always ***** about something etc etc. Before my Captain could say anything, the 320 Captain cut off this pilot and stated " that is simply not true" he politely informed him that there may be a lot everyone has got to get used to happily or unhappily but we are working it out. "maybe you should focus on your merger and see how that goes"

SO thanks to my DAL brothers for speaking up and thanks for keeping "our" squabbles in the family so to speak. It was a class act to speak up for all of us.... Thanks again!!

scambo1 07-13-2010 07:23 AM

the clamp show's best post
 

Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 840608)
That map reminds me of a Pakistani version of this:

http://www.beaumonde.net/weblog/imag...-americans.jpg

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This map could replace the captain's atlas. It has all the talking points needed for really informative PAs.

With DAL's route map I think we would have to put africa back on this map so that -er guys had something to brief.:cool:

buzzpat 07-13-2010 07:57 AM

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buzzpat 07-13-2010 07:58 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 840608)
That map reminds me of a Pakistani version of this:

http://www.beaumonde.net/weblog/imag...-americans.jpg

That's frikkin hysterical Clamp! I'm laughing out loud.

Rudder 07-13-2010 08:18 AM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 840533)
Aviation Week's Top Performing Airlines
  1. Alaska Air Group
  2. Singapore
  3. Cathay
  4. Lan Airlines
  5. Qantas

Looks like we will be number 1 after the Alaska merger, whoo, hoo!!

Opie 07-13-2010 08:30 AM

Provided without commentary. Discuss.

Simon Sinek: Spot The Northwest Flight Attendant


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