Quite talking about our senior captains like that.

 

Ahhhhhhhh...you guys were watching Dumb & Dumber!!

 

We landed on the moon!!!!!!!!
That's a nice looking set of hooters ya got there.
Excuse me?
The owls, they're beautiful.

I'm a breeder.
Any unusual breeds?
No. Just doggy style.

What a great movie.

 

This is pretty damn funny! Sadly enough though, a large portion of our American population really does see the world like this.

 

While boarding the van to the hotel out of MSP last trip 2 DAL crews plus a group of DAL FA's got on board and a UAL pilot was sitting in the middle. Just briefly before boarding all the DAL crews knew that we (the only 800 crew) were holding things up as we got to the van a bit late. We thanked them for the waiting and took our seats.

Within 30 seconds the UAL pilot confidently thinking that we were all FNWA employees began to rail on the Delta culture and how the DAL pilots and FA's will always ***** about something etc etc. Before my Captain could say anything, the 320 Captain cut off this pilot and stated " that is simply not true" he politely informed him that there may be a lot everyone has got to get used to happily or unhappily but we are working it out. "maybe you should focus on your merger and see how that goes"

SO thanks to my DAL brothers for speaking up and thanks for keeping "our" squabbles in the family so to speak. It was a class act to speak up for all of us.... Thanks again!!

 

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This map could replace the captain's atlas. It has all the talking points needed for really informative PAs.

With DAL's route map I think we would have to put africa back on this map so that -er guys had something to brief.

 

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That's frikkin hysterical Clamp! I'm laughing out loud.

 

Looks like we will be number 1 after the Alaska merger, whoo, hoo!!

 

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Simon Sinek: Spot The Northwest Flight Attendant