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Old 03-07-2009, 06:22 AM
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Oh My God.

Funny but scary at the same time. Do not give them any more ideas.
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Old 03-07-2009, 06:34 AM
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How many chicks do you need, Beer? Nevermind. Don't answer that.
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Old 03-07-2009, 06:41 AM
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Reminds me of a joke....

How do you know who the pilot is at a Party?
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Old 03-07-2009, 07:31 AM
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Reminds me of a joke....

How do you know who the pilot is at a Party?
He will tell you, and he talks with his hands.
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:42 PM
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For women:

How do you know your date with a pilot is half over?
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:49 PM
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Oh no Bar, your 1000th post is going to be a punch line.
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Old 03-07-2009, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by acl65pilot View Post
Oh no Bar, your 1000th post is going to be a punch line.
I had a new flight attendant tell me once, "Show me why its called a cockpit and I'll show you why its called a layover".

That cracked me up.
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Old 03-07-2009, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DAL4EVER View Post
I had a new flight attendant tell me once, "Show me why its called a cockpit and I'll show you why its called a layover".

That cracked me up.
Ok. Now I am ready to be part of the DAL team. That would never happen on a NWA flight. Bring on SOC and mixed crews!!!
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Old 03-07-2009, 03:17 PM
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Must have been a NYC flt attendant
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Old 03-07-2009, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by acl65pilot View Post
Must have been a NYC flt attendant
One of the few benefits of being MD'd to JFK.
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