Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
05-07-2011 | 03:54 PM
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05-07-2011 | 04:22 PM
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From: Dismayed
Keep the humor coming FTB, just remember your turn with the boys will come.
05-07-2011 | 04:37 PM
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Apparently we're getting gross weight increases on a number of our fleets (737-800, 757-200, and 767-300ER) as part of the compensation.
So much for piles of replacement 747-8's or whatever the rumor of the week was. We got an extra 1000 lbs of MTOW on the 738's.
Yayyyyyy. Way to stick it to 'em, boys.
So much for piles of replacement 747-8's or whatever the rumor of the week was. We got an extra 1000 lbs of MTOW on the 738's.
Yayyyyyy. Way to stick it to 'em, boys.
I heard the orders/options books had changed from Boeing, but I was not sure if that was part of the penalties.
I do know DAL does not seem to be happy with Boeing as of late though.
05-07-2011 | 06:13 PM
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Wouldn't that leave both ramps 3 and 5 a cursed mix for the sake of having a clean ramp 4? If the critters just moved over to D, at least we would have 3 to ourselves, which is the worst ramp at the airport right now.
05-07-2011 | 06:17 PM
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If DAL takes over both sides of a ramp, they could also petition the City of Atlanta to take over the Ramp Tower as well......
05-07-2011 | 07:04 PM
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Why? I can't wait for some SWA oldtimer to go apoplectic on the radio when that female ramp controller gets in the weeds and end up with two planes nose to nose, totally gridlocking the ramp.
05-07-2011 | 07:21 PM
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Someone transmitted a "yikes." A few moments later a new voice appeared on the radio.
05-07-2011 | 07:39 PM
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From: Light Chop
BTW, here is my joke!
(couldn't type it out earlier) So, an airline pilot comes home from his trip to find his wife at the door with her bags packed. He was perplexed, "where are you going?"
"I'm leaving you?"
"Why?!"
"Because I heard you were a pedophile."
"PEDOPHILE!? (laughing) Wow, that's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."
"I'm leaving you?"
"Why?!"
"Because I heard you were a pedophile."
"PEDOPHILE!? (laughing) Wow, that's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."
How did you write nothing? Not fair. Is this like a moderator trick?
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05-07-2011 | 07:44 PM
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05-07-2011 | 07:47 PM
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From: Light Chop
Okay, I know I said the 3 ingredients to a good forum is shop talk + sex + gossip + controversy. But so as not to be sexist, one more joke:
But that's it. Those are the only 2 jokes I know by heart.
Airline pilot starts talking to his wife about whether she would ever remarry if he was to die. He always thought he'd get remarried but surely his widowed wife would never remarry because she would be so grief stricken. So for confirmation purposes he asked: "would you ever remarry if I died suddenly?"
"I don't know, maybe."
He stood there dumbfounded.
"YOU WOULD?"
"I don't know, it's not something I think about! Geeish!"
"Well where would you live?" He demanded, "would you live in our house?"
"I don't know, maybe."
"Would you use our bed?"
"I don't know, maybe." She said.
"Would you let him drive my car?"
"I don't know, it's not something I think about really, but maybe, I don't know."
"Would you let him use my golf clubs?!"
"Oh no, he's left handed."
I can stop. Would you like me to stop? "I don't know, maybe."
He stood there dumbfounded.
"YOU WOULD?"
"I don't know, it's not something I think about! Geeish!"
"Well where would you live?" He demanded, "would you live in our house?"
"I don't know, maybe."
"Would you use our bed?"
"I don't know, maybe." She said.
"Would you let him drive my car?"
"I don't know, it's not something I think about really, but maybe, I don't know."
"Would you let him use my golf clubs?!"
"Oh no, he's left handed."
But that's it. Those are the only 2 jokes I know by heart.
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