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Cr@p, I missed the d030 at the end. You're just one of those internet stalkers, not my almighty Captain and we will never do SFO together. I don't really care if you buy the beer. As the almighty Captain would have said it; loser ! The rest of us might have said looser but he IS THE Captain, so loser it is....
Kind of reminds me of a joke:
Guy gets sent to prison, he meets his cell mate (a giant scary prison guy) The cell mate says; "do you want to be the husband or the wife?" New guy thinks to himself, "I know the answer to this!" I'll be the husband.
Cell mate: "well come over here and ............."
Guy gets sent to prison, he meets his cell mate (a giant scary prison guy) The cell mate says; "do you want to be the husband or the wife?" New guy thinks to himself, "I know the answer to this!" I'll be the husband.
Cell mate: "well come over here and ............."

Needless to say, she is more fun to watch than Anthony Bordain (sp?) and "No Reservations"
Cr@p, I missed the d030 at the end. You're just one of those internet stalkers, not my almighty Captain and we will never do SFO together. I don't really care if you buy the beer. As the almighty Captain would have said it; loser ! The rest of us might have said looser but he IS THE Captain, so loser it is....
I like the way she says "pancetta"
If Chaca meat were the secret ingredient on the Iron Chef...
Now if someone would show me where that fiefdom is, I could go back to oppressing the peasants.
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

You know, that guy even looks like me........when I had hair
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