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Old 01-10-2012, 05:02 AM
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Just don't bring back that shirtless Tebow pic.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:03 AM
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THERE WAS A DEMON
THAT LIVED IN THE AIR.



THEY SAID WHOEVER
CHALLENGED IT WOULD DIE.

THEIR KEYBOARDS
WOULD FREEZE UP,

THEIR CRITICAL THINKING
WOULD BUFFET WILDLY,

AND THEIR ARGUMENTS
WOULD DISINTEGRATE.

WHERE THE COMMITTEES COULD NO LONGER
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.

THE DEMON LIVED BEHIND A BARRIER

THROUGH WHICH THEY SAID
NO MAN HELL BENT ON CHANGE COULD EVER PASS.

THEY CALLED IT
DALPA.

SO THEY BUILT A 747
FOR CARL SPACKLER TO FLY

WE MERGED WITH HIM

TO TRY AND BREAK
THROUGH DALPA.

MEN CAME TO THE FORUM
TO CHEW HIM OUT.

HE CALLED THEM
DALPOIDS OR SOMETHING.

WASH, RENSE, REPEAT.
OH WELL, I TRIED TO MAKE A FUNNY.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:08 AM
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Look I know we're all in morning about pictures being deleted and Alabama winning another BCS national title in a dull boring game full of tepid offensive play calling, field goals, sloppy play and what have you.

But it's okay, Auburn will be okay, we will still have girls that are prettier than them.

And we will continue to post about it.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by newKnow View Post
I hope your Tebow is answered, because Tom Brady is overrated, and we would be better off if the Patriots lose next week. (Good thing he isn't a politician.)
I don't think Brady is overrated, but I certainly he has to go home and be consoled by his supermodel wife...

.. and to think, he STILL whines about where he got drafted...
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:48 AM
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Can someone explain to me what this load of schizophrenic babble really means. The only consolation I got vis-a-vis Delta is the article about LUV was worse.

Delta Air Lines Inc. (DAL) did pretty well in the Wall Street Journal’s Middle Seat rankings, which was quite a turnaround from last year. In 2010, Delta had all sorts of problems including canceled flights, customer complaints, baggage issues, and simply being late. Investments in technology and human resources helped to change things in 2011. New maintenance initiatives also allowed Delta to keep things running at its less busy operations. Additionally, Delta performed well in a report from Flightstats. In a measure of punctuality, Delta ranked second, with 83% of flights arriving on time. Meanwhile, Delta’s traffic was up 0.2% in 2011, which compares a bit unfavorably to its 0.8% increase in capacity. More specifically, domestic traffic decreased 0.7%, but international traffic increased 0.5%. Total number of passengers overall also increased a bit from last year. As for value metrics, ratios like price to earnings, price/earnings to growth, and price to sales are pretty high for Delta since many investors feel that this company is the leader of the industry. Margins are a bit weak though – those numbers are 19.33% gross and 5.23% operating. Furthermore, Delta has had cash flowing out for quite some time now: $1.715 billion flowed out during 2010 and $585 million flowed out during the first three quarters of 2011.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
I dislike everything to do with UF... but dangit I respect Tebow.



homeboy has good taste.

Off subject, but i need to add this in:

this^^^^^^^ right^^^^^^^ here ^^^^^^^^^
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by NERD View Post
Buzz and all the Tebow lovers I previously offended,

I sincerely apologize. If he is tapping that, I am going to out pray him

Sorry dude, no matter how hard you pray, she ain't leaving him for you...
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid View Post
Personnel > Training/VTS > Display Vacation/Training/Sick (VTS) Data > check Vacation > morn the results

I got my second choice. Reminds me of those days when I'd have to bid like 500 lines or something. I get line 495. I'd look at my bid and see that's #2 choice. Wait? How could I get my #2 choice? I'm not that s... OH JUST !@$@$!%)(*@$!@)$. Yep. #2 because I meant 496. 495 is awful. Similiar, not a slip up, just didn't double check what days I really wanted. stinks.
So you're saying 'Forgot to Bid' bid carelessly? Seems kind of ironic.
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Sorry dude, no matter how hard you pray, she ain't leaving him for you...
Sure she will. She's DTF, he's not, I am.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Boomer View Post
Or, we extend 31 and 4 onto Riker's Island (each 11,000' without knocking down any houses), build a brand new terminal there (Call it the Commander Riker New York Intergalactic Airport), and move all the brick and barbed wire from the island to Astoria Blvd. and build a wicked tall wall. That's where we put the convicts, and we can put Snake Plissken in charge.
I thought he was dead.
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