‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through envoy, not a creature was stirring, not even Dacuj.

The stockings were all hung in the crew room with care, in the hopes that the Patron Saint of Flow would soon be there.

The standby pilots were snoozing in airport recliners while the execs and recruiters were at Christmas parties complaining about pilot whiners.

Out on the ramp there arose such a clatter, the standbys all ran out to see what was the matter. A belt loader had crashed into a plane. The standbys all looked at each other and knew they were going to be blamed.

They take their lumps and keep waiting for the flow, only to see they have further and further to go. Less and less pilots and more airplanes, keeps the flow away and everything the same.

Flustered and frustrated they question one who made it through, only to find out more bad news. He says keep waiting and waiting and maybe you’ll get set free, only you find out there’s no such thing.

If you finally do make it, don’t get too coy, really over here it’s just one big envoy.

 

Troll. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

 

It's not even thanksgiving! It's too early for Christmas stuff!

 

It gets earlier every year!!

 

I thought it was funny.


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You’re like the guy who went to community college but still hangs out with the high school kids. You always tell them how much high school sucks, and college is so cool. Yet l there you are, hanging at high school football games with high schoolers.

Can we get a ban for the troll, please?


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You must be someone who banked on the flow now stuck at envoy for the duration while flow is violated.

 

¡Feliz Navidad amigos! You Christmas present is to stay around longer as flow drags longer and longer.

 

You must be someone who was fired from Envoy. Is it true that you cried?

 

It's true.