Coming soon...to a theater near you...the story of laughter, treachery, love, heartache, and hilarity. Blue Falcon Productions presents;

Two Pilots, One Lav.

Bring a bucket and a mop because it’s going to be a mess.

pass. I never enjoyed blue falcon productions. Always an underlying story of theft and lack of morals.

here you are watching a story about the lav and suddenly you find out that one pilot stole the other pilots toilet paper without him knowing and the next time the first pilot goes into the lav, he finds his TP has been stolen.

But there’s a twist. He knew the Blue Falcon was up to no good and spritzed the toilet paper with ghost pepper juice and skydrol before it was stolen. Blue Falcon had an irritated crinkle star for a week and had to go to the hospital.

justice at last.

I heard the alternate version was that the pilot whose TP got stolen remarked to the FA’s that the other pilot stole it and warned them and the other pilot then ran crying to the CPO and got the actual VICTIM in trouble.

terrible flick.

Your version of events is accurate, unfortunately.

The best part though is that the union decided that the best response was a gentle discussion about professional courtesy while admitting that they feel the blue falcon's actions were technically acceptable. All we can do now is remember the guy's real name and wait for it to matter some day.

Im out the loop here, what? Fill me in lol

In summery, “Blue Falcon” would intentionally cyber stalk pilots during bidding and while they were doing a trade he would come in and take flights off their schedule or trade them bad ones, often causing them to lose days off etc. overall a generally ****ty thing to do.

He was called out on his behavior and pilots were disciplined for using his name because he felt threatened or harassed. The union, as far an anyone really knows simply had a discussion with him and said nothing we can do, which some say is accurate and some thought more could be done because he wasn’t following our code of ethics.

Long story short, “Blue Falcon” was the name that was decided on as it is his initials.

Blue Falcon is not his initials. It comes from Buddy ********r. I would type his name out but that’s been said to be a big no no here. Someone with an actual quasi news connection should type a story on him so we can consider him a public figure.

edit: I think it’s funny that I put in my own asterisks for everything but the F and R, not know how the filter would catch the real thing and wanted someone reading to know the real word... and it still got filtered to not having an F!

My mistake on the initials. As for the auto filter, my guess is his last name was placed in a list so the forums would block it like other words not approved.

It wasn’t his last name that was filtered. It was my typing of a swear word without even typing the actual word. The swear word behind Blue Falcon.