Well, you got the 700 pilot thing right and that was it...sorry to burst your dreams of being a psychic. Oh and not that it matters, but I'm not married either. Just a very very beautiful girlfriend who probably wouldn't give you a second look based upon your creepy personality.

Now go crawl back to your PSA thread where you're accepted or maybe even real friends, although I kinda doubt they actually exist if you're as creepy in person as you are online.

Sounds like the only thing I got wrong was the military pilot thing but I'm guessing I'm not wrong about that either. You know who doesn't have to tell people they have a hot girlfriend... Guys with hot girlfriends. Also I'm not a PSA pilot I'm right where I belong. You just needed to be told you're not special. It doesn't have to be a PSA pilot who tells you**.

JetBlue, Alaska, Southwest, ual... also in the last 2 months.

As cujo says...great time to be a wholly owned pilot

Here's a couple of FACTS for you. Before you go on about the Fountain of Youth, retirements etc. Just right now. Today. Most junior CA on Envoy property, who hasn't even started class yet is a 10/2007 hire. That makes the upgrade right at 8 years.

The latest flow is a 8/1999 guy. So, a 16 year flow.

How about 8/16 instead of 2.5/6?

It's a great time to be an Envoy pilot.

I hope you don't fly airplanes the way you calculate career progression.

What is the most junior FO and CA that are not on reserve?

It's likely I could never fly an airplane as good as you guys. Envoy pilots are superior in every way. Go ahead, hang out there at Envoy and wait for your number to be called. It might work as planned, then again, it might not. If it doesn't, I fully expect you to still be RAH-RAH Envoy.

I can't remember, is this when I say, "I'm rubber and your glue." or should I just accuse you of having cooties? I'm sorry, it's been a while since I've been in a playground standoff with a child.

Is there any useful information on this thread? It seems to be just name calling and bickering back and forth. It doesn't seem like anyone has any fact based information. You go from extremes of 2.5/6 yr to it's never going to happen and the company is going to fold. I realize it is naive of me to find some accurate information and a forum, but it would be nice.