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Old 04-16-2009 | 08:56 PM
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A woman returns home and her husband tells her he's just killed 5 flies, "3 male and 2 female flies" he says.

She asks, "How do you know which ones are which?"

"There were three on my beer can and two on the phone"

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Old 04-17-2009 | 02:41 AM
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A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--
until finally the husband just knew when his wife said:
"Honey, Ive told you once, Ive told you twice, Ive told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..."
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Old 04-18-2009 | 06:04 AM
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The difference between pilots and God?

God doesnt think hes a pilot.
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Old 04-18-2009 | 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by FlyDL
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--
until finally the husband just knew when his wife said:
"Honey, Ive told you once, Ive told you twice, Ive told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ..."
Haha good one

What do pilots smell like after sex?

Mace

What separates drunks from hookers?

The cockpit door.

What does a pilot's wife do after sex?

Take a shower, put on some fresh clothes, and go pick up her husband at the airport.
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Old 04-19-2009 | 07:32 AM
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I thought of this one a while ago...

If Hartzell is having labor disputes and they decide to picket, is it a prop strike?
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Old 04-22-2009 | 02:56 PM
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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?......


None! they'll just sit in the dark and b**** about it!
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