Chuck Norris Facts
06-18-2009 | 12:20 PM
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Bill Nye can split atoms with his bare hands.
Bill Nye is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles.
The moment Bill Nye lost his virginity, his orgasm was so powerful it created the universe. This event is commonly known as the "big bang." (too far?)
Bill Nye is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles.
The moment Bill Nye lost his virginity, his orgasm was so powerful it created the universe. This event is commonly known as the "big bang." (too far?)
06-18-2009 | 03:53 PM
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Not sure that he knows who Bill Brasky is, maybe thought you were talking about a real person and that's why it closed. Perhaps a link to the SNL skits and a fresh thread explaining that Brasky is fictional with a reputation much like Norris and you will have a successful thread.
06-18-2009 | 06:52 PM
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07-02-2009 | 06:35 AM
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07-02-2009 | 08:13 AM
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Bill Nye can split atoms with his bare hands.
Bill Nye is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles.
The moment Bill Nye lost his virginity, his orgasm was so powerful it created the universe. This event is commonly known as the "big bang." (too far?)
Bill Nye is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles.
The moment Bill Nye lost his virginity, his orgasm was so powerful it created the universe. This event is commonly known as the "big bang." (too far?)
Bill Nye actually swiped his v-card?
07-02-2009 | 03:31 PM
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Whenever Chuck Norris has a bird strike it involves a fist flying out of a window
Chuck Norris can control the indication of a wind sock with his breath
Whenever Chuck Norris is flying, the control tower becomes the Second in control tower- Chuck Norris is always number one
Chuck Norris thinks that CFI stands for Chucks Flying Instigator, and any instructor who actually tries to instruct is simply suggesting Chuck isn't perfect... And they better bring a parachute
There is no such thing as a mid flight collision wth Chuck Norris, it is more like a mid fight collision and Chuck always wins
Chuck Norris often lands in fields if an airport is not within a mile of his destination. Rather then argue, the FAA just adds these fields to the charts as grass-strips
The shortest safety seminar was only 2 seconds long. The instructor simply said "fly with chuck norris"
A broken cloud layer is one that used to be overcast and was then beat up by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can control the indication of a wind sock with his breath
Whenever Chuck Norris is flying, the control tower becomes the Second in control tower- Chuck Norris is always number one
Chuck Norris thinks that CFI stands for Chucks Flying Instigator, and any instructor who actually tries to instruct is simply suggesting Chuck isn't perfect... And they better bring a parachute
There is no such thing as a mid flight collision wth Chuck Norris, it is more like a mid fight collision and Chuck always wins
Chuck Norris often lands in fields if an airport is not within a mile of his destination. Rather then argue, the FAA just adds these fields to the charts as grass-strips
The shortest safety seminar was only 2 seconds long. The instructor simply said "fly with chuck norris"
A broken cloud layer is one that used to be overcast and was then beat up by Chuck Norris
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