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When Dr. Banister gets really mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris would have never said he could beat Bruce Lee in a street fight while Lee was still alive.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesn't push himself up... He pushes the earth down.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesn't get wet... The water gets Chuck Norrised.
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OK, I spit my coffee a few times on my new flat screen... chuck norris baptism... LOL
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old thread but didn't want to create another 'Chuck Norris' one.
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It only takes Chuck Norris 10 minutes to watch the show "60 Minutes"
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Demotivational poster – Chucktatorship questionable topic – uneasy matters since 2008
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When Chuck Norris enters the room as a mediator, both parties finalize the contract.
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Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris doesn't know the periodic table. The only element he knows is the element of surprise.
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