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Old 07-02-2009 | 03:39 PM
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When Dr. Banister gets really mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Old 07-04-2009 | 06:30 AM
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Chuck Norris would have never said he could beat Bruce Lee in a street fight while Lee was still alive.
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Old 07-06-2009 | 07:35 AM
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesn't push himself up... He pushes the earth down.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesn't get wet... The water gets Chuck Norrised.
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Old 07-06-2009 | 11:00 AM
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OK, I spit my coffee a few times on my new flat screen... chuck norris baptism... LOL
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Old 08-22-2011 | 12:35 PM
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old thread but didn't want to create another 'Chuck Norris' one.

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Old 08-22-2011 | 01:21 PM
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It only takes Chuck Norris 10 minutes to watch the show "60 Minutes"
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Old 08-22-2011 | 01:26 PM
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Demotivational poster – Chucktatorship questionable topic – uneasy matters since 2008
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Old 08-22-2011 | 02:30 PM
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When Chuck Norris enters the room as a mediator, both parties finalize the contract.
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Old 08-22-2011 | 06:58 PM
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Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Old 08-23-2011 | 01:52 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't know the periodic table. The only element he knows is the element of surprise.
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