Only on a pilot forum can you find the intricacies of toilet etiquette and proper toilet lid procedures :D

I was thinking that same thing!

That settles it. I'm through getting a drink of water there.

Saying goodbye to the pax today and one of our passengers wants to have a conversation. She gets up close and personal and her introduction: “sorry, I caught this in Spain...”

People still do that?

I say good bye as I’m waiting for an opening in the line of pax so that I can leave.

You never play glasses, no glasses with the front F/A?

glasses, no glasses ???

When you "Buh-bye", you take the glasses pax and she (he) takes the no glasses pax, that way you don't step on each other. Slick, huh?:D

All this stuff I miss out on by flying cargo!