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Old 05-07-2012, 08:40 PM
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:41 PM
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The pilot who already is up the tool neck of the woods posts a tool type status on facebook about his airline job that only his airline friends would even begin to understand yet wants everyone to see. Then after 12 hours of no attention to it likes it and comments on it hoping it might get an attention bump.

Sorry pal but your not topgun because they dispatched that minor mel, and your friends from high school have no idea what it even means, however your coworker just tool flagged you.
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:46 PM
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Anyone who hits more than 10 centerline lights on the takeoff roll then whines about the nose wheel shimmy after rotation.
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by rickt86 View Post
The pilot who already is up the tool neck of the woods posts a tool type status on facebook about his airline job that only his airline friends would even begin to understand yet wants everyone to see. Then after 12 hours of no attention to it likes it and comments on it hoping it might get an attention bump.

Sorry pal but your not topgun because they dispatched that minor mel, and your friends from high school have no idea what it even means, however your coworker just tool flagged you.
Ooooooh! I think I know which tool shed he came from... the same tool shed as the guy whose FB profile pic is of themself in position at the controls with headset and aviator shades on. We get it, you're a pilot... that's really cool. Tool.
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by gearcrankr View Post
ATFQ. What airline? 9e?
9L..............
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Old 05-07-2012, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Seggy View Post
Did this guy take a voluntary furlough?
Nope, still employed
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat View Post
LMAO. Well, with the FAs we have today, can you blame me?

TOTD-----pilots who come on aviation boards and bash FAs for being "cat ranchers, old, fat and ugly." Which one of you wants to be the first to post a picture of yourself so the rest of us can judge and insult you? Also, for those of you harboring such disdain for your FAs, do you have the cajones to tell them to their faces?
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:25 AM
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by SailorJerry View Post
Anyone who hits more than 10 centerline lights on the takeoff roll then whines about the nose wheel shimmy after rotation.
When ever I have guys do that, and thank DOG there have only been a few, after the gear comes up I'll look at them and say,

"We're going to have to go back now, I think you missed one."
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:37 AM
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Killin turtles, one centerline light at a time.
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