Tool of the day
04-20-2012 | 12:58 PM
#331
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From: 767A (Ret)
F/A makes standard PA about staying seated until aircraft stops at the gate. Tool disregards and starts rooting in overhead bin, knocking out heavy item which bonks Very Large Passenger on head. VLP stands, grabs culprit, and bounces him up and down while shouting "DIDN'T she TELL you to STAY in your SEAT?!!"
F/As unable to intervene, due to rolling on floor laughing.
F/As unable to intervene, due to rolling on floor laughing.
04-20-2012 | 01:04 PM
#332
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One night the suffering paid off. We departed an airport in Argentina with a rapidly approaching line of very active storms. It was my leg and we were going to climb parallel to the front until an opening could be found. He directed me to turn into a narrow opening between two very violent storms, I said:"You have the controls Cappy." There was a very loud boom and a likely strike within the next minute.
So how was the tool useful? I got an extra day in Brasil while they fixed the hole in the wing.
04-20-2012 | 01:50 PM
#337
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From: DAL
Eight wipes seems low.
04-20-2012 | 05:48 PM
#340
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Many moons ago an EGL capt would walk around with Hersey Kisses and ask every female FA or Gate agent if he could give them a 'kiss'. The candy wouldn't be visible, he'd have it in a cup in one hand covered by his hat. They would giggle and accept; but when his back was turned they all thought he was a creep. Also use to collect a single strand of hair from those he could and would loop them around his tie tac. It got so big, it really started creeping people out and the company made him stop!
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