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Doug Masters 02-25-2013 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by contrails (Post 1359956)
Yeah, what a huge tool.

So glad I was in civilian clothes when I was on his flight.

Finished the whole thing up with a remark to all the ladies on board that he'd leave his phone number at the conclusion of the flight but actually, it's easy to remember because it's 1-800-HOT-CAPTAIN.

I wish I was joking.

He can't turn 65 soon enough. I felt like calling DALPA pro-stands from my window seat in the back.

Is this the guy who hands out to all the ladies his business cards that say "ace pilot" on them?

contrails 02-25-2013 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by Doug Masters (Post 1360007)
Is this the guy who hands out to all the ladies his business cards that say "ace pilot" on them?

I don't recall that because I got the hell outta that plane in a hurry at the end, but he did say that he was going to do a barrel roll after takeoff in his in-cabin welcome P.A.

Red Forman 02-25-2013 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by Flitestar (Post 1359888)
Commuting to MEM from ATL, had the chance to listen up the captain's summary of his past military experience: fighter airplanes flown, total flight time, total fighter jet time and, of course, his total aircraft carrier landings. All this through his "Welcome aboard" speech over the PA...

Guys like this really need to be taken to a vet and put down.

buzzpat 02-25-2013 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1359933)
Was it on an MD-88?

There's a certain CA that is well known for doing that.

Just outta curiosity, is it RF?

gloopy 02-25-2013 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by contrails (Post 1359956)
Yeah, what a huge tool.

So glad I was in civilian clothes when I was on his flight.

Finished the whole thing up with a remark to all the ladies on board that he'd leave his phone number at the conclusion of the flight but actually, it's easy to remember because it's 1-800-HOT-CAPTAIN.

I wish I was joking.

youtube link or it didn't happen.

The only thing in my CRM toolkit that would work in that situation would be swift and certain assurances that I assumed I was laughing with him because Shirley he couldn't be srsly saying that. And some prescription stregth eye rolling.

PBSG 02-25-2013 02:47 PM

This morning in DCA, on ground frequency:

"Washington Ground, Alaska Maintenance"

Ground replied "Alaska Maintenance, go ahead"

No reply.

"Washington Ground, Alaska Maintenance"

"Go ahead"

No reply

"Washington Ground, Alaska Maintenance"

"Yes, go ahead"

No reply

"Washington Ground, Alaska Maintenance"

This happened, no joke, about 10 to 12 times. Ground guy almost went ballistic. Fun times early in the AM

contrails 02-25-2013 06:28 PM


Originally Posted by gloopy (Post 1360112)
youtube link or it didn't happen.

The only thing in my CRM toolkit that would work in that situation would be swift and certain assurances that I assumed I was laughing with him because Shirley he couldn't be srsly saying that. And some prescription stregth eye rolling.

Like I said, I wish I was making it up. Apparently he does this stuff every flight.

1-800-HOT-CAPTAIN.

Unreal.

ForeverFO 02-26-2013 02:54 AM


Originally Posted by frozenboxhauler (Post 1359958)
A legend,...in his own mind.;)
fbh

Ah, but a distant second to AA's "Captain Cowboy", now retired. I wish I had a pic of him.

CC had a blue Stetson made with the AA chicken on it, and other assorted cowboy accoutrements. His PA's went something like this (and I am not kidding)...

"Howdy folks, Cap'n Cowboy here. Yeah, I'm a real Cowboy. At this time, I'd like all my fillies to head to the corral, because we are about to move 'em out! Yeehaw!"

It was insanely over the top. Every PA had cowboyish symbology. FA's were fillies, passengers cattle, pilots wranglers, etc.

No one got more pax mail than CC. It was surprisingly evenly divided. Some despised him, some thought he was great entertainment. :rolleyes:

johnso29 02-26-2013 05:41 AM


Originally Posted by Flitestar (Post 1359888)
Commuting to MEM from ATL, had the chance to listen up the captain's summary of his past military experience: fighter airplanes flown, total flight time, total fighter jet time and, of course, his total aircraft carrier landings. All this through his "Welcome aboard" speech over the PA...

Oh gawd. That guy is notorious, and he's a Delta pilot. Ugh. Sorry to all in advance who are subjected to that..........

It's an incredible embarassment.

block30 02-26-2013 07:04 AM


Originally Posted by johnso29 (Post 1360464)
Oh gawd. That guy is notorious, and he's a Delta pilot. Ugh. Sorry to all in advance who are subjected to that..........

It's an incredible embarassment.

So this guy has never been talked to?


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