Originally Posted by EatMyPropwash (Post 1375151)

Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...

Originally Posted by EatMyPropwash (Post 1375151)

Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...

Originally Posted by EatMyPropwash (Post 1375151)

Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...

Originally Posted by DeadHead (Post 1375199)

Well I guess that's one way to join the mile high club.

Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 1374992)

The Delta 757 that landed on 9L at FLL and told to expedite runway exit, with an aircraft in position/hold and a AA on a 4 mile final. Expedite doesn't mean take your sweet time rolling slowly ALL the way to the end and turning off. Yes, I realize that's where your gate is, but still. Some people get this whole "when I'm cleared to land, that means the whole runway" mentality stuck in their head. That roaring noise above their heads was the AA that had to go around.

And yes he was taxiing on the runway at taxi speed, it wasn't like it was still in a deceleration state on the runway.

Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 1374992)

The Delta 757 that landed on 9L at FLL and told to expedite runway exit, with an aircraft in position/hold and a AA on a 4 mile final. Expedite doesn't mean take your sweet time rolling slowly ALL the way to the end and turning off. Yes, I realize that's where your gate is, but still. Some people get this whole "when I'm cleared to land, that means the whole runway" mentality stuck in their head. That roaring noise above their heads was the AA that had to go around.

And yes he was taxiing on the runway at taxi speed, it wasn't like it was still in a deceleration state on the runway.

Originally Posted by Royer (Post 1376248)

The guy sitting on the plane behind me who divulged his entire medical history for all to hear. This included the high white blood cell count due to the many cysts, one in particular that was painful because there was so much pus. Then there were farts. Perhaps the most disgusting person I have ever seen

Originally Posted by Royer (Post 1376248)

The guy sitting on the plane behind me who divulged his entire medical history for all to hear. This included the high white blood cell count due to the many cysts, one in particular that was painful because there was so much pus. Then there were farts. Perhaps the most disgusting person I have ever seen

Originally Posted by ForeverFO (Post 1377278)

I tried to be a beer buddy to some older guys in my neighborhood, but it became too depressing due to the non-stop bad health talk.

I'm trying to create an area in my brain that will prevent me from doing that when I get that old. Like a mental alarm clock. "Don't B & M about your health; it's boring, gross, and nobody cares."