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cactusmike 03-17-2013 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by DCA A321 FO (Post 1371644)
Hey Cactusmike, I apologize for the juvenile behavior of some of the East pilots. I jumpseat on West metal frequently and you guys treat me well, and feed me too :-) Thanks

I'm glad you are treated well. Believe me, I know we have some tools on our side.

Actually, if you getting fed its all part of the master plan to eliminate east pilots by feeding them our crew meals. :D

DYNASTY HVY 03-19-2013 04:20 AM

The individual who had a charcoal bbq going on the second floor veranda made of wood .


Ally

ShyGuy 03-19-2013 08:53 AM

The Delta 757 that landed on 9L at FLL and told to expedite runway exit, with an aircraft in position/hold and a AA on a 4 mile final. Expedite doesn't mean take your sweet time rolling slowly ALL the way to the end and turning off. Yes, I realize that's where your gate is, but still. Some people get this whole "when I'm cleared to land, that means the whole runway" mentality stuck in their head. That roaring noise above their heads was the AA that had to go around.

And yes he was taxiing on the runway at taxi speed, it wasn't like it was still in a deceleration state on the runway.

Red Forman 03-19-2013 09:25 AM

Wish I could have taken a picture of this, but I was driving. I'm assuming it was a Southwest pilot driving in his Accord with a Red River Fighter Pilot Association license plate frame and a metal Southwest logo attached to his car where the original Honda badging should have been. He had to have had it professionally done because it looked like it came from the factory that way.

Herman 03-19-2013 10:05 AM

Hi, my name is Herman and I'm a long-time listener, 1st time caller. Here's to the erA... full Bird Colonel that showed me pictures of his naked chest (a'la Anthony Wienner) in the workout room. Actually said..."see my guns Herman, I can still bring it!" He not only wanted to know why it's so hard to find a woman on E-Harmony, he simply could not understand why I "slam clicked" instead of "grabbing a glass of wine". What a long 2 day! Please pm instructions on the no-fly process...another 1st for me. AND CENTER....cheers h

Rolf 03-19-2013 11:29 AM

Herman,
Were you slightly aroused?

Justdoinmyjob 03-19-2013 11:33 AM

Herman,
At least he didn't take his pants off...

EatMyPropwash 03-19-2013 11:52 AM

Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...

Columbia 03-19-2013 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by EatMyPropwash (Post 1375151)
Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...

Was the Captain female? How about the FO?

EatMyPropwash 03-19-2013 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by Columbia (Post 1375157)
Was the Captain female? How about the FO?

Both males.


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