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SpeedyVagabond 07-21-2013 09:31 AM

I forgot to mention my tool of the day. Award goes to the dirtbag sitting behind me non-revving from dca to clt the other day. We divert to Raleigh for Tstorms and he's "F this and F that". Real classy.
Land in CLT, after listening to more swearing about how he was wronged and how much Airways sucks, and he actually stands up and starts yelling and hollering at the people seated in rows before him to get out of the way he has a flight to catch. Amusingly, some elderly women in front of him told him to shut his piehole and wait his turn. I'd love to meet the fine employee who lets a dbag like that travel for free representing them.

surfnski 07-21-2013 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 1448752)
This comment reminds me of something I've never understood, re. pax up while taxiing. What is the big deal?

Is this "All pax must stay seated because we are on an active taxiway..." nonsense an FAA, or NTSB thing? Or just a company thing, or a Flight Attendant thing?

After we get off the airplane, we can get on a Greyhound bus, not wear our seatbelt, and even get up to go pee, all while whistling down I95 at 70mph, in traffic, no seatbelts required.

But you must remain seated when on an airplane which might be moving on a taxiway, at the break neck speed of...11 knots. :eek:

I realize "Common Sense" has never been a requirement of riding in the back of a bus, or an airplane, but why is there no Buss Attendant on Greyhound, to walk down the aisle and tell us how to operate a seatbelt, prior to pushback, and to scream at us to be seated, when we really, really, have to pee? :D

Where is the Standardization from the NTSB?

One Level of Safety and all that...:rolleyes:

For the same reason that they believe an airplane will roll inverted and pull itself into the ground because someone has an iPod turned on in the back.

Common sense left town about 15 years ago. Wasn't there an obituary for him (or her, that's for LNL76) in another thread?

index 07-22-2013 02:47 PM

Wear your ID only when/where it's required
 
The Delta pilot at the Atlanta Passport Office this morning who wore his Delta ID around his neck for the entire time he was there (which, like me, was a while). You in the light blue polo style shirt---you know who you are. :cool:

DeadHead 07-22-2013 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by index (Post 1449557)
The Delta pilot at the Atlanta Passport Office this morning who wore his Delta ID around his neck for the entire time he was there (which, like me, was a while). You in the light blue polo style shirt---you know who you are. :cool:

Was he wearing his hat?

Robert Crawley 07-22-2013 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by thevagabond (Post 1448809)
I forgot to mention my tool of the day. Award goes to the dirtbag sitting behind me non-revving from dca to clt the other day. .

Ignorant question I have no 121 experience, how do you know he was non-revenue? I agree he is a tool. Thanks.

Denny Crane 07-22-2013 03:42 PM

The grandmother who smashed a poopy diaper in the seat...

PeopleMover90 07-22-2013 03:58 PM

im not sure which one from my two leg commute this morning was more tooly, the captain who at 7am on descent into ATL used the exact Good Morning Vietnam tune to "GOOOOOOODDDDDDD MORNINGGGGGGGGGGG FROM THE FLIGHT DECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and made a 10 min long descent PA while I tried to sleep, or, on leg two after an hour delay and a return to gate, the PA from the capt of this next flight, "folks in my 30 year career it extremely rare to return to the gate due to maintenance, I can count on one hand in 30 years how many times its happened. youll have a story to tell at thanksgiving." ..........................................wow, just wow.

80ktsClamp 07-22-2013 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by PeopleMover90 (Post 1449602)
im not sure which one from my two leg commute this morning was more tooly, the captain who at 7am on descent into ATL used the exact Good Morning Vietnam tune to "GOOOOOOODDDDDDD MORNINGGGGGGGGGGG FROM THE FLIGHT DECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and made a 10 min long descent PA while I tried to sleep, or, on leg two after an hour delay and a return to gate, the PA from the capt of this next flight, "folks in my 30 year career it extremely rare to return to the gate due to maintenance, I can count on one hand in 30 years how many times its happened. youll have a story to tell at thanksgiving." ..........................................wow, just wow.

Would you mind filling us in how many legs your commute is?

PeopleMover90 07-22-2013 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1449636)
Would you mind filling us in how many legs your commute is?

hey man. we all play our part, I didn't mean to gravely upset you in the way I wrote my post, forbid I mention by accident my commute. I also realize its in my signature.... but instead of apologizing i'll just stick with the- don't you have something better to jab at? and FYI ive always thought well of you as a poster..... hopefully you weren't the tool CA on my flight.

80ktsClamp 07-22-2013 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by PeopleMover90 (Post 1449651)
hey man. we all play our part, I didn't mean to **** you off in the way I wrote my post, forbid I mention by accident my commute. I also realize its in my signature.... but instead of apologizing i'll just stick with the- don't you have something better to jab at?

I couldn't remember how many legs your commute is. Thank you for reminding me.


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