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Spudhauler 12-02-2013 09:12 AM

Cornbeef, Delta does want informative and timely PAs to keep our passengers up to date on delays or problems, but long dissertations about our backgrounds are not part of the plan. That stuff is just annoying to most pax and pure bragging at best. Thankfully, those guys are few and far between. Overwhelming majority of the people with whom I've flown are good aviators and true pros.

cornbeef007 12-02-2013 09:16 AM


Originally Posted by Spudhauler (Post 1531439)
Cornbeef, Delta does want informative and timely PAs to keep our passengers up to date on delays or problems, but long dissertations about our backgrounds are not part of the plan. That stuff is just annoying to most pax and pure bragging at best. Thankfully, those guys are few and far between. Overwhelming majority of the people with whom I've flown are good aviators and true pros.

Oh I know, it was all in good fun:) If we can't laugh at our own expense from time to time, we have no right to laugh at someone else's.

Spudhauler 12-02-2013 10:12 AM

Corn, you are correct about that! Humor makes most things better.

paraglidingbum 12-02-2013 11:14 AM

The captain that reached across my lap to turn on the AC rather than just asking me to flip the switch that is 2 inches away from my right hand.

captjns 12-02-2013 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by paraglidingbum (Post 1531510)
The captain that reached across my lap to turn on the AC rather than just asking me to flip the switch that is 2 inches away from my right hand.

Perhaps, he's just looking to be that much closer to you.:rolleyes:

DeadHead 12-12-2013 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by VGerect (Post 1530900)
Tool of the Day

Early am flight from YOW back to DTW, I'm half asleep and on my first cup of coffee in cruise. Suddenly the most god awful smell crawls around my newspaper, the Captain has decided to open a can of tuna fish and start eating it for breakfast at 6:30am...A little warning would have been nice.

Same guy had his passenger PA briefing printed and laminated on a card, it was the dorky-est thing I've ever heard. "Relax and prepare to be spoiled by FA-**** while we finish programming the various computers" Holy crap batman it's an RJ not the space shuttle.
I think there was a reward for anyone that could steal it from him.

More to follow

Someone should try and replace his lamented briefing card with one that has a few well-mannered alterations. ;)

It'd be funny to see if he reads it or not. Kind of like slipping in inappropriate words in a TelePrompTer.

CanoePilot 12-12-2013 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by Frank Rizzo (Post 1527887)
Lady's and gents, I present to you, one of AirTran's most famous, Mad Dog Watson...

Airtrans Harmonica Playing Captain Mad Dog Watson - YouTube

Honestly be should be reported to pro-standards, that is downright shameful.

Purple Drank 12-12-2013 06:08 PM

Hundreds of students are studying to fly UAV's | Mail Online


Aaron Gabrielson and Andrew Regenhard, aviation students at the University of North Dakota and self-proclaimed video-game junkies, could just as well be sitting on a couch playing Xbox.

But instead of tapping their fingers on a controller, they're learning to fly the plane and use onboard equipment that includes a camera with a zoom lens as they continue their studies on their $150,000 course.

LOCO33 12-12-2013 08:26 PM


Originally Posted by DeadHead (Post 1538703)
Someone should try and replace his lamented briefing card with one that has a few well-mannered alterations. ;)

It'd be funny to see if he reads it or not. Kind of like slipping in inappropriate words in a TelePrompTer.

"...I'm Ron Burgandy?"

DYNASTY HVY 12-13-2013 05:06 PM

The USPS for their bravo sierra tracking system !!


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