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Packrat 01-01-2014 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 1550695)
The idiot mother with 3 kids who's letting her 5 or so year old son crawl around the concourse, while rolling around his toy car. Let's see how long before someone trips over him----ugh! :rolleyes:

Mom who let her barefoot kid on escalator. At the bottom, the teeth ripped the bottom of his big toe off. Blood and screaming. Gotta love airport terminals!

Tom a Hawk 01-01-2014 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by Packrat (Post 1550739)
Mom who let her barefoot kid on escalator. At the bottom, the teeth ripped the bottom of his big toe off. Blood and screaming. Gotta love airport terminals!

You've got to be kidding me!!!!

ClarenceOver 01-01-2014 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 1550717)
Yikes! The bright side is you weren't sued....

LOLOLOL. Airline pilots don't make any money! What are they going to take his Honda civic and xbox......:confused:

E2CMaster 01-01-2014 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by ClarenceOver (Post 1550762)
LOLOLOL. Airline pilots don't make any money! What are they going to take his Honda civic and xbox......:confused:

99 F-250, but yeah.

Sink r8 01-01-2014 07:30 PM


Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1545787)
TOTD: the Delta passenger who read the crossword question "43 down, Batman Villain who flips a coin to makes decisions" and fills in "PENGUIN"

Don't penguins have flippers?

Doug Masters 01-02-2014 05:39 AM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 1550695)
The idiot mother with 3 kids who's letting her 5 or so year old son crawl around the concourse, while rolling around his toy car. Let's see how long before someone trips over him----ugh! :rolleyes:

I would never let my 4 girls do that. My boy however, I don't like very much so I'd secretly hope someone runs him over. :D

Sink r8 01-02-2014 07:15 AM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 1550695)
The idiot mother with 3 kids who's letting her 5 or so year old son crawl around the concourse, while rolling around his toy car. Let's see how long before someone trips over him----ugh! :rolleyes:

Yeah, I know, right? The little jerk should be practicing to be a grown up, and playing on his iPhone 5C, while letting his sugar and testosterone levels build up to a nice crescendo during the flight, so that indignant passengers with no children can give exasperated sighs and do little non-virtual rolleyes to themselves.

If my idiot son wants to childishly play cars in the concourse, amid indignant tools, I hope he has a good time. I hope he picks a good one, because cars are really cool to him, and I hope has a blast. Then, he can do like he always does, and be a pleasure to fly with.

DeadHead 01-03-2014 12:57 PM

While not completely toolish, but still very annoying after a day or two. Pilots who attach themselves to your hip and want to talk to every other Crewmember you see.

Example:
Me: "hey I'm going to grab something to eat"
Other Guy: "Sure hold up i'll come with you"
(Precedes to strike up a 10 minute conversation with a buddy of his)


Example B:
Other guy: "So you going to the crewroom on our sit"
Me: "yeah probably/might doze off for a bit"
Other guy: "cool I'll probably come with you and do some stuff in the computer"
(Stops 3-4 times to talk with buddies on our way)
Me: "hey I'll catch up with you down there"
Other guy: "oh hold up ill come with you"


Anyone else ever experience this?
There should be a word for this type of complex.
Maybe Flight-Crew Separation-Anxiety Disorder or Lonesome Airline Pilot Diaspora.

Elliot 01-03-2014 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by DeadHead (Post 1551774)
Anyone else ever experience this?
There should be a word for this type of complex.
Maybe Flight-Crew Separation-Anxiety Disorder or Lonesome Airline Pilot Diaspora.

Maybe you're just THAT cool?!?!:cool::D

GJ

gloopy 01-03-2014 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by Gearjerk (Post 1551791)
Maybe you're just THAT cool?!?!:cool::D

GJ

Cool of the Day?


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