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Originally Posted by gloopy
(Post 1555519)
So has Albie though. Just sayn.
Hotter wife = lesser tool :p Not like it's hard to see one them already. |
Another DAL-centric nomination, NE division thereof:
The person that purchased the black chairs in the JFK lounge, and, The person that's failing to rectify the first tool's mistake. Over. |
Originally Posted by ClarenceOver
(Post 1554954)
Some pilots think of that as an invitation rather than a deterrent. :eek:
I keep the swatting above the equator, if you know what I mean. And umm.... I don't go that way. |
Originally Posted by Purple Drank
(Post 1554965)
Imagine what's going on when you're not there with your rolled up trade-a-plane.
For my planning purposes, which FBO can she be found in? For another tool, about 14 years ago or so we were on a celebratory vacation and chartered a seaplane to an outlying island in the South Pacific. Nice tanned young Kiwi pilot, and we chatted a bit before short flight. We land and lady cardiomd requests a picture, so I set self-timer, and the pilot poses between us and puts his arm around Ms. Cardiomd and holds her close. It is the funniest picture with me awkwardly standing by myself with this WTH face, and the smiling pilot and Ms. Cardiomd looking like a happy couple. I'm not sure if the pilot or I was the tool of that day. Since I still remember this after this many years I guess it makes me the tool. :o Mrs. Cardiomd thinks "awww, he was so nice!" If any of you did NZ based island flying circa 1999 I give you a virtual trade-a-plane swat. |
Instead of the self-timer, you should've had the Kiwi take the pic. :)
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What's that saying again? "A ring doesn't cover a hole"....I kid, I kid!
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Cardiomd, you will have to ignore the rhetoric, I think we are all just jealous of the paycheck we imagine you are making compared to ours :o:(
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Originally Posted by cactusmike
(Post 1553602)
Used to fly with a guy who would tell chicks he was a gynecologist. I would tell them I was a forest ranger. One night we are out in a bar in MSP and this guy hears us talking and tells us that he was, in fact a box doctor but he would say he was a pilot. They exchanged cards.
On a ELP layover the whole crew was having beverages in the bar at happy hour. Some guys came up and asked us what we were doing in ELP. We told them we were engineers getting ready to build a subway around ELP. They believed it and were very enthusiastic about the idea. Of course, looking back on it, they may have been thinking we were building it for the import market. |
Tool of the day "honorable mention"....
Hotel receptionists who insist on putting the CA and FO in rooms right next to each other (bonus points if the rooms are adjoined only by a paper thin "suite" door). To the Receptionists: We spend 16 hours a day within 3 feet of each other. Really, it's really, really okay if we're on different floors. Really. It's okay. |
Originally Posted by Sink r8
(Post 1555684)
Another DAL-centric nomination, NE division thereof:
The person that purchased the black chairs in the JFK lounge, and, The person that's failing to rectify the first tool's mistake. Over. YOU<--- ARE CORRECT, SIR!!! (The chairs mentioned are built for children or veery short people.) |
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