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Old 07-07-2014, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ClarenceOver View Post
You are on page 557.
Interesting. I'm seeing these posts on page 558. Your computer seems slow.
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Old 07-08-2014, 03:34 PM
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The whole goddam* BRA National team. Called in sick for this bullsh*t
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Old 07-08-2014, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by contrails View Post
The United pilot climbing out of LAX telling center:

"United ### . . . burning gas."

ZLA: I'm sorry, say again?

"Goin' to Mexico City . . . "

ZLA: I'm sorry what is the request?

"Requesting a CLIMB."


The putz should take his act to the local comedy club during open mic night, if he wants to be a comedian rather than congesting the frequency with empty chatter.

Definitely no cognac or breadsticks for this rookie.
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Old 07-08-2014, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by mooney View Post
tool of the day.....the guy that wished Toronto Center a "happy 4th of July" when handed off.
No point to that.

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cool of the day....the Houston Center controller that enthusiastically wished British Airways a "happy 4th"
This however is actually funny. We always gave our UK military brethren grief on the 4th..
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Old 07-08-2014, 05:20 PM
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America:


Britain: Enough already.
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Old 07-08-2014, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by mooney View Post
tool of the day.....the guy that wished Toronto Center a "happy 4th of July" when handed off.

cool of the day....the Houston Center controller that enthusiastically wished British Airways a "happy 4th"
Omg, I nearly pi$$ed my pants laughing at the last one. Brilliant!
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Old 07-09-2014, 12:39 AM
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Listening to Hawaiian 50 repeat every frequency from Kansas to JFK "Hawaii 'FIVE OH" FL***, Aloha......

And upon leaving every frequency "ALOHA".

We get it. **** with the ALOHA....
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Old 07-09-2014, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by XDriverX View Post
Listening to Hawaiian 50 repeat every frequency from Kansas to JFK "Hawaii 'FIVE OH" FL***, Aloha......

And upon leaving every frequency "ALOHA".

We get it. **** with the ALOHA....
You definitely don't 'get it'.. But that's fine.

That being said, I'm sure I'd be annoyed after a few freq changes..
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Old 07-09-2014, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by XDriverX View Post
Listening to Hawaiian 50 repeat every frequency from Kansas to JFK "Hawaii 'FIVE OH" FL***, Aloha......

And upon leaving every frequency "ALOHA".

We get it. **** with the ALOHA....
?? Do you know what "aloha" means? You are seriously twisted if that irritates you. Good day, to you. Aloha. 'night. see ya...
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Old 07-09-2014, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by XDriverX View Post
Listening to Hawaiian 50 repeat every frequency from Kansas to JFK "Hawaii 'FIVE OH" FL***, Aloha......

And upon leaving every frequency "ALOHA".

We get it. **** with the ALOHA....
And who's the TOTD?
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