Tool of the day
04-27-2012, 10:26 AM
#681
Can't abide NAI
Joined APC: Jun 2007
Position: Douglas Aerospace post production Flight Test & Work Around Engineering bulletin dissembler
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Originally Posted by Avgwhitemale
He does it all from his seat! He is at least 6'3" tall. I will video tape this amazing act. He actually asks me to slide my seat back so he can clean up...
Please tell me his shoes are newer than most pilots.
04-27-2012, 10:39 AM
#682
veut gagner à la loterie
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Light Chop
Posts: 23,286
Originally Posted by Avgwhitemale
How about the guy who kicks off his shoes and cleans the CRT's in the A320 with his feet? Yep....all 6 of them....
04-27-2012, 10:51 AM
#684
veut gagner à la loterie
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Light Chop
Posts: 23,286
Not exactly a Tool thing, but just an irritating terms:
I'll use them in sentences:
Annoying flight attendant: "The Captain bought some breads and cheeses and we put out a spread in the hotel crew room and drank wine..." or "Who wants to get the breads and cheeses?" I believe it's correct to say breads and cheeses, it just sounds so pretentious.
Again, the flight attendant speaking on the van at 11pm at night: "Excuse me van driver, do you know where I can get some FRESH fish? I really just want some FRESH FISH. It's hard to find a place with good FRESH fish." How do you know it's fresh?
Lastly: "We need to find some authentic Italian. Excuse me van driver, is there an authentic Italian place around here?" When you're walking around Milan looking for authentic Italian... well... they're all authentic to me at that point.
Again not Tools, just annoying terms.
- "breads and cheeses."
- "fresh fish."
- "authentic Italian."
I'll use them in sentences:
Annoying flight attendant: "The Captain bought some breads and cheeses and we put out a spread in the hotel crew room and drank wine..." or "Who wants to get the breads and cheeses?" I believe it's correct to say breads and cheeses, it just sounds so pretentious.
Again, the flight attendant speaking on the van at 11pm at night: "Excuse me van driver, do you know where I can get some FRESH fish? I really just want some FRESH FISH. It's hard to find a place with good FRESH fish." How do you know it's fresh?
Lastly: "We need to find some authentic Italian. Excuse me van driver, is there an authentic Italian place around here?" When you're walking around Milan looking for authentic Italian... well... they're all authentic to me at that point.
Again not Tools, just annoying terms.
04-27-2012, 11:01 AM
#686
veut gagner à la loterie
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Light Chop
Posts: 23,286
Originally Posted by Avgwhitemale
It is completely creepy. My solution was to "forget" the trash bag and conveniently get up to get the bag when the festivities began. Thank god for silly FO duties....
or if this needs to be escalated, this look:
04-27-2012, 11:16 AM
#687
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Nov 2009
Position: AN124 FE
Posts: 1,226
Originally Posted by Luv2Rotate
The guy who showed up in his current airline uniform to interview with another prospective airline, and he didn't commute in because we saw him at breakfast this morning in the hotel prior to the interview. 
04-27-2012, 11:18 AM
#688
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Posts: 496
Originally Posted by Boomer
Or respond to 30.07 as "James Bond Altimeter"
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