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Tool of the day

Old 01-07-2016, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Albief15 View Post
Pretty silly stealing from an airport vendor if you are a pilot. You don't crap where you eat. When I get a little tight on cash, I just knock off a liquor store on the way home...
We know that doesn't work very well, because none of you guys will wear a hat, giving the security cameras full face views.Not to mention the wings pinned to your non identifiable sweatshirt.
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Old 01-08-2016, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Albief15 View Post
You don't crap where you eat.
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When I get a little tight on cash, I just knock off a liquor store on the way home...
Holy Contradiction, Batman!!
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Old 01-08-2016, 04:31 AM
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Flight from a carribean destination to NYC last week and this giant muscle head Italian wanna be long islander gets off the plane with his infant and wife. I'm waiting for the other guy about to head to customs, and said meat head chooses to engage in conversation. "Bro, that was one nasty flight, never been on such a bumpy flight bro". Now mind you, during this 4 hour flight we had maybe 15 minutes of light turbulence over the gulf... Certainly nothing Terrible and borderline leave the belt sign off. I just gave a reasoned "well we did our best but for the most part we got lucky and found some smooth air.... Interrupted. "No bro, listen, I fly all the time, that was the bumpiest flight ever, that was terrible, you guys did a terrible job". At this point I'm getting a bit annoyed and starting to laugh a bit at the seeing this jersey shore esk dude with his cage rattled.

Me: "sir, is this your wife"
Meathead: "yeah bro"
Me: "cool, miss how bad were the bumps in the cabin"
Her: " umm, just fine. I don't know why he's freaking out."
Me: "sir, if you continue to complain about the ride infront of your wife and your fellow Long Island passengers, I'll be forced to confiscate your man card"
Wife: laughter
Meathead: silence
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Old 01-08-2016, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
Flight from a carribean destination to NYC last week and this giant muscle head Italian wanna be long islander gets off the plane with his infant and wife. I'm waiting for the other guy about to head to customs, and said meat head chooses to engage in conversation. "Bro, that was one nasty flight, never been on such a bumpy flight bro". Now mind you, during this 4 hour flight we had maybe 15 minutes of light turbulence over the gulf... Certainly nothing Terrible and borderline leave the belt sign off. I just gave a reasoned "well we did our best but for the most part we got lucky and found some smooth air.... Interrupted. "No bro, listen, I fly all the time, that was the bumpiest flight ever, that was terrible, you guys did a terrible job". At this point I'm getting a bit annoyed and starting to laugh a bit at the seeing this jersey shore esk dude with his cage rattled.

Me: "sir, is this your wife"
Meathead: "yeah bro"
Me: "cool, miss how bad were the bumps in the cabin"
Her: " umm, just fine. I don't know why he's freaking out."
Me: "sir, if you continue to complain about the ride infront of your wife and your fellow Long Island passengers, I'll be forced to confiscate your man card"
Wife: laughter
Meathead: silence

You really are Chuck Norris, bro, what a stud!
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Old 01-08-2016, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Plane Ramrod View Post
You really are Chuck Norris, bro, what a stud!

In retrospect, maybe a bit toolish. I've just gotten a little tired of the commentary after the Christmas "I fly once a year" season.
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Old 01-08-2016, 09:47 AM
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No bro, listen, I fly all the time
The response to this is simple: "Me too."
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Old 01-08-2016, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by AZFlyer View Post
The response to this is simple: "Me too."
"I dabble"

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Old 01-08-2016, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
In retrospect, maybe a bit toolish. I've just gotten a little tired of the commentary after the Christmas "I fly once a year" season.
Amen brother.
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Old 01-08-2016, 03:33 PM
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I'd like to nominate myself for tool of the day. Is that allowed?
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Old 01-08-2016, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by sulkair View Post
I'd like to nominate myself for tool of the day. Is that allowed?
Not without details/story.
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