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Old 04-03-2016, 04:13 PM
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Center was looking for an Acey flight the other day and asked us to call them on guard. I inwardly cringed and had to steel myself for the expected onslaught of "guard garbage" that would soon be flowing. Usually, something like that is like throwing gas on a fire, but thankfully not a peep was heard.
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Old 04-03-2016, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by maddogmax View Post
Checked into hotel at 6am after a all nighter. 30 min later, knock on door "Housekeeping. Answered door and was told they have to knock if there is no "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. Told the lady I did not have a DND sign to hang on the door. Back to bed. 15 min later the phone rings. Housekeeping supervisor calls to apologize for the knock on the door and explains their policy again. Back to bed. 30 min later, knock on the door "Housekeeping". Answered the door. "Here is your DND sign" and hands me one.
Several years ago housekeeping woke me up when there was a DND sign on the door. When I answered the door I told her I didn't want my room cleaned - instead I removed the DND sign from the door and handed it to her and told her to bring me another one since this one didn't work.
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Old 04-04-2016, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by C425Driver View Post
Several years ago housekeeping woke me up when there was a DND sign on the door. When I answered the door I told her I didn't want my room cleaned - instead I removed the DND sign from the door and handed it to her and told her to bring me another one since this one didn't work.
Awesome! I'm going to remember that one and use it myself.
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Old 04-04-2016, 05:01 PM
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Just going to leave this here...

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Old 04-04-2016, 05:03 PM
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Old 04-04-2016, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
AHAHA! What an idiot.
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Old 04-04-2016, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
The brother with the crocs has gout
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Old 04-04-2016, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by C425Driver View Post
Several years ago housekeeping woke me up when there was a DND sign on the door. When I answered the door I told her I didn't want my room cleaned - instead I removed the DND sign from the door and handed it to her and told her to bring me another one since this one didn't work.
Around 10 years ago, in an expensive New York hotel, I was 3 hours into my sleep (after a DHL hub turn) when house keeping knocked on my door that had a do not disturb sign. I was too stunned to even get out of bed to answer the door. She ended up calling hotel security on me to make sure I was still alive.
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Old 04-04-2016, 08:00 PM
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I keep real quiet, and when housekeeping enters,......................................It's Sexy Time!!!!!

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Old 04-05-2016, 06:07 AM
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That guy LITERALLY needs to be taken out back and beaten into oblivion for disgracing our profession. Unfukkingbelievable......

Does anyone know who this idiot is?!
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