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ShyGuy 06-07-2016 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by WildBlue025 (Post 2141545)
Brickyard CA RDU-IAD "Welcome aboard our Embraer 175 Regional Jumbo Jet"..... Spit out my coffee and I wasnt even drinking any.

The only regional jumbo jet = Avro RJ85

John Carr 06-07-2016 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 2141557)
The only regional jumbo jet = Avro RJ85

Why does it have 4 engines?

Because they couldn't fit 6.......

Packrat 06-08-2016 01:19 AM


Originally Posted by Firsttimeflyer (Post 2140687)
Which makes me question why you post at all?

To irritate people like you, of course. And look, it WORKS!

bruhaha 06-08-2016 06:12 AM

Ok to put the thread back on track.

The capt I flew with...

pushed off the gate, get taxi instructions to the runway.

Delta behind us calls for taxi, ground tells him to follow the ERJ to the runway.

We're in a CRJ and we hadn't started taxiing yet, the capt gets on the radio to correct ground, "Ground we're a Canadair Regional Jet not an Embraer Regional Jet"

Ground apologizes, tells Delta to follow the CRJ to the runway.

Delta "It's still a regional jet"

We still haven't moved yet

He answers Delta "This C-R-J is the fastest regional jet in the sky. We fly Mach .83 what can you do?" (Delta was a 737)

I can't believe this crap is going on and want to yell "OMFG just **** and *********g taxi the d****d plane" Instead I tell him we're holding up progress - we gotta move.

Delta "We make more than you each minute you're sitting here yapping your flaps"

He slow taxis riding and burning up the brakes all the way to the runway. I couldnt help myself and jumped on the radio to apologize to ground and Delta for my captain's behavior.

Adlerdriver 06-08-2016 06:35 AM


Originally Posted by bruhaha (Post 2141793)
pushed off the gate, get taxi instructions to the runway.

is there another choice? ;)

Dolphinflyer 06-08-2016 06:57 AM


Originally Posted by Adlerdriver (Post 2141803)
is there another choice? ;)

To the penalty box for ground stop
To a hard stand for overnight park or maintenance
To the blast fence for an engine run

(crap, I sound like a spell check cop) :D

Packrat 06-08-2016 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer (Post 2141818)
To the penalty box for ground stop
To a hard stand for overnight park or maintenance
To the blast fence for an engine run

(crap, I sound like a spell check cop) :D

Maybe, but hilarious none the less.

ShyGuy 06-08-2016 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by bruhaha (Post 2141793)
Ok to put the thread back on track.

The capt I flew with...

pushed off the gate, get taxi instructions to the runway.

Delta behind us calls for taxi, ground tells him to follow the ERJ to the runway.

We're in a CRJ and we hadn't started taxiing yet, the capt gets on the radio to correct ground, "Ground we're a Canadair Regional Jet not an Embraer Regional Jet"

Ground apologizes, tells Delta to follow the CRJ to the runway.

Delta "It's still a regional jet"

We still haven't moved yet

He answers Delta "This C-R-J is the fastest regional jet in the sky. We fly Mach .83 what can you do?" (Delta was a 737)

I can't believe this crap is going on and want to yell "OMFG just **** and *********g taxi the d****d plane" Instead I tell him we're holding up progress - we gotta move.

Delta "We make more than you each minute you're sitting here yapping your flaps"

He slow taxis riding and burning up the brakes all the way to the runway. I couldnt help myself and jumped on the radio to apologize to ground and Delta for my captain's behavior.

Is this for real? No one can be that stupid.

captjns 06-08-2016 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 2142031)
Is this for real? No one can be that stupid.

I'm gonna throw the BS Card on this one. If it were true the FO would have also added that his Skipper bored him a new one and ratted him out to the CP and DO and his ALPA Rep.

FMGEC 06-08-2016 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 2142031)
Is this for real? No one can be that stupid.

If it was a 9E CRJ9 CA I used to fly with (when he was on the SAAB)...I can totally see this as actually happening.


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