11Fan

He took "Pork the other white meat" literally.

Dragnet

Sweetie, I'll do that. My daughter's in her 20s. I'll tell her that if she starts posting paranoid psychotic ramblings on internet message boards to please talk to me. I will find her professional help. And a truckload of Zoloft.

Right now, I'm thinking that the luckiest man on the earth is your ex-husband. Because, sweetie, you're a total whack job.

There's a very good chance that you're just a phony spoofing the board. You get your kicks out of sucking in gullible people with well intentioned advice. If that's the case, you're a total whack job. Find professional help. And a truckload full of Zoloft.

In summary, whether you're real or fake, you're a total whack job. Get professional help. And a truckload of Zoloft.



For those well intentioned souls who have responded to this thread with legitimate advice, you deserve to be rewarded for your efforts. I want to do that. For a smallish fee, I will make you wealthy beyond your dreams. Cash, gold, silver, or any other untraceable means of payment only. No checks or credit cards. PM me.

FlyInFashion

Super old post by me, that caused quite a bit of kerfuffle.

Years have passed, I have moved on and remarried.

However, I never did figure out if this catfish was legit or not, and I have had him blocked on Facebook since 2013.

His Facebook name is Gavin VH if anyone wants to do their own investigating. It's been so long, I don't feel strange about sharing the info now.