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Old 12-20-2006 | 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by calcapt
Hey Slice, we begin shooting out newest production January 17th titled "Girls Gone wild do a United reserve pilot". I am still casting for the part of a new hire United first officer who shows up at his crash pad to find 27 young college girls who have mistaken his crashpad for the Girls Gone Wild casting office. He is smart enough to tell them that he is indeed the producer and begins the tryouts right there in his crashpad. Anyway, you get the jest of the story....Question is, will you have a week to ten days to fill this part for me? You won't get much rest and I will need 12 to 14 hour days out of you. I can pay you $25 per day but the benefits are out of this world if you get my drift. Let me know if you can do it. If not, I am going to ask ToiletDuck or maybe Tony C if they are interested. If Wild4theuniform has seen some of your work and can vouch for your skills, have her fax me a letter of recommendation for you so I can attach it to your resume.
There is Calcapt, always looking out for his wingman. 12-14 hour days? You're going to go over your production budget with overtime, unless Slice isn't a SAG (Screen Actor's Guild) union member. Better have plenty of Vitamin V (and I ain't talking Vodka) on hand for your wingman. I have film industry experience so where do I fit in to this production...key grip?
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Old 12-20-2006 | 08:31 PM
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I'm in! BUT, only if I get to pick the fluffers...(Sky and Wild, of course). I can pay them each $12.50 per day, but their benefits too would be top notch!
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Old 12-20-2006 | 10:18 PM
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Old 12-21-2006 | 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Slice
I'm in! BUT, only if I get to pick the fluffers...(Sky and Wild, of course). I can pay them each $12.50 per day, but their benefits too would be top notch!
Fluffers!!! Now Slice baby, if I were going to resort to such a life, I'd at least go for the starring role!!

I think I'm more suited to being the executive producer type.
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Old 12-21-2006 | 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Slice
I'm in! BUT, only if I get to pick the fluffers...(Sky and Wild, of course). I can pay them each $12.50 per day, but their benefits too would be top notch!
What's a fluffer? Why am I already sorry I asked that question? Is my mind in the gutter yet AGAIN?!

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Old 12-21-2006 | 05:11 AM
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1. Director of Airport Operations
2. Meteorologist
3. Ordained Minister
4. Planner


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Old 12-21-2006 | 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by wild4theuniform
What's a fluffer? Why am I already sorry I asked that question? Is my mind in the gutter yet AGAIN?!

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Umm, how to define a "fluffer". Wild, in the adult film industry, a "fluffer" is a man or woman, usually a woman I'm sure, who shall we say, gets the star "ready" for his or her scene.

Sorry Slice. I'm executive producing if I become involved in this debaucherous production.

(Skygirl who wants Santa to bring APC more emoticons so I don't have to remove Wild's little faces to post mine)
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Old 12-21-2006 | 08:17 AM
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If I were not into aviation, I would like to do in order of preference:

1. Radiologist
2. Buy and sell rare high dollar autos
3. College professor
4. Hostage negotiator

I am not really into the 8 to 5 thing.

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Old 12-21-2006 | 08:37 AM
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I've always thought the best "job" would to inherit a large city parking garage (paid for, of course). Now that's some easy money! I think I would manage mine from my chateau in Sun Valley.
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Old 12-21-2006 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Slice
I'm in! BUT, only if I get to pick the fluffers...(Sky and Wild, of course). I can pay them each $12.50 per day, but their benefits too would be top notch!
$12.50 a DAY for a "fluffer?!" Now that my suspicions have been confirmed, you MUST have MEANT $12.50 a minute, RIGHT??!! If you want to negotiate this wage, contact my business agent, Skygirl..
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