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However, you get an A+ for paying attention and not listing "pimp." I like a man who listens and follows directions.
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I don't even know how Sky knew what it was!
Google search I hope!
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Well Slice, I'm sure that many of you aviators have flown or worked with fellow aviators who come from all walks of aviation. The film industry is no different, and I've met people who came up through the ranks from the more sordid side of filmmaking, so I've heard some of their stories.
I worked with someone who got their start as a lighting director in the adult films...LOL...I told him that he didn't need to share his more difficult lighting challenges with me - that I take his word for it.
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On the phone with a hostage taker saying "Relax friend, your million dollars and getaway car is on the way. Now as you promised, send out the hostage".
Me to swat team leader: "As soon as the suspect sticks his head out, shoot him between the eyes". Calcapt takes sh$t from no man!!!
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Disappointing? Can you not see calcapt standing in front of a clasroom saying "now students, open your books to page 34 and let's review for the upcoming exam".
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On the phone with a hostage taker saying "Relax friend, your million dollars and getaway car is on the way. Now as you promised, send out the hostage".
Me to swat team leader: "As soon as the suspect sticks his head out, shoot him between the eyes". Calcapt takes sh$t from no man!!!
or
On the phone with a hostage taker saying "Relax friend, your million dollars and getaway car is on the way. Now as you promised, send out the hostage".
Me to swat team leader: "As soon as the suspect sticks his head out, shoot him between the eyes". Calcapt takes sh$t from no man!!!
#48
I could transcend my hostage negotiator coolness to the classroom.
"Attention students, my name is Professor Calcapt and today we are going to study history. If any one of you speak out of order or fail to raise your hands before speaking I will come down there and beat the living $hit out of you before I throw your sorry a$$es out of my classroom. Any questions? Good, let's get started".
"Attention students, my name is Professor Calcapt and today we are going to study history. If any one of you speak out of order or fail to raise your hands before speaking I will come down there and beat the living $hit out of you before I throw your sorry a$$es out of my classroom. Any questions? Good, let's get started".
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I could transcend my hostage negotiator coolness to the classroom.
"Attention students, my name is Professor Calcapt and today we are going to study history. If any one of you speak out of order or fail to raise your hands before speaking I will come down there and beat the living $hit out of you before I throw your sorry a$$es out of my classroom. Any questions? Good, let's get started".
"Attention students, my name is Professor Calcapt and today we are going to study history. If any one of you speak out of order or fail to raise your hands before speaking I will come down there and beat the living $hit out of you before I throw your sorry a$$es out of my classroom. Any questions? Good, let's get started".
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Why do you think I go around talking to myself all the time? Because I am the mother only of male offspring!!
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