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Old 12-21-2006 | 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by calcapt
If I were not into aviation, I would like to do in order of preference:

1. Radiologist
2. Buy and sell rare high dollar autos
3. College professor
4. Hostage negotiator

I am not really into the 8 to 5 thing.
Interesting.....Disappointing, but interesting. However, you get an A+ for paying attention and not listing "pimp." I like a man who listens and follows directions.
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Old 12-21-2006 | 01:25 PM
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$12.50 a DAY for a "fluffer?!" Now that my suspicions have been confirmed, you MUST have MEANT $12.50 a minute, RIGHT??!! If you want to negotiate this wage, contact my business agent, Skygirl..
I was only to make $25/day, so essentially, I was willing to work for free and take care of my girls. I don't even know how Sky knew what it was! Google search I hope!
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Old 12-21-2006 | 01:37 PM
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1) Meterologist
2) Coast Guard
3) Ship Captain (Cruiseline preferably)
4) Professional fisherman
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Old 12-21-2006 | 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Slice
I was only to make $25/day, so essentially, I was willing to work for free and take care of my girls. I don't even know how Sky knew what it was! Google search I hope!

Well Slice, I'm sure that many of you aviators have flown or worked with fellow aviators who come from all walks of aviation. The film industry is no different, and I've met people who came up through the ranks from the more sordid side of filmmaking, so I've heard some of their stories. I worked with someone who got their start as a lighting director in the adult films...LOL...I told him that he didn't need to share his more difficult lighting challenges with me - that I take his word for it.
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Old 12-21-2006 | 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by wild4theuniform
Interesting.....Disappointing, but interesting. However, you get an A+ for paying attention and not listing "pimp." I like a man who listens and follows directions.
Why disappointing Wild? I think Calcapt would make an excellent hostage negotiator!
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Old 12-21-2006 | 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by wild4theuniform
Interesting.....Disappointing, but interesting. However, you get an A+ for paying attention and not listing "pimp." I like a man who listens and follows directions.
Disappointing? Can you not see calcapt standing in front of a clasroom saying "now students, open your books to page 34 and let's review for the upcoming exam".

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On the phone with a hostage taker saying "Relax friend, your million dollars and getaway car is on the way. Now as you promised, send out the hostage".
Me to swat team leader: "As soon as the suspect sticks his head out, shoot him between the eyes". Calcapt takes sh$t from no man!!!
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Old 12-21-2006 | 07:10 PM
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Disappointing? Can you not see calcapt standing in front of a clasroom saying "now students, open your books to page 34 and let's review for the upcoming exam".

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On the phone with a hostage taker saying "Relax friend, your million dollars and getaway car is on the way. Now as you promised, send out the hostage".
Me to swat team leader: "As soon as the suspect sticks his head out, shoot him between the eyes". Calcapt takes sh$t from no man!!!
Sorry, dear, still don't see you as a teacher/professor. On second thought, hostage negotiator is sounding better and better. You have nerves of steel and are one cool customer!
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Old 12-21-2006 | 08:39 PM
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I could transcend my hostage negotiator coolness to the classroom.

"Attention students, my name is Professor Calcapt and today we are going to study history. If any one of you speak out of order or fail to raise your hands before speaking I will come down there and beat the living $hit out of you before I throw your sorry a$$es out of my classroom. Any questions? Good, let's get started".
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Old 12-22-2006 | 02:54 AM
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I could transcend my hostage negotiator coolness to the classroom.

"Attention students, my name is Professor Calcapt and today we are going to study history. If any one of you speak out of order or fail to raise your hands before speaking I will come down there and beat the living $hit out of you before I throw your sorry a$$es out of my classroom. Any questions? Good, let's get started".
I hope you're not going to be teaching 4 year-olds in pre-school like I do!!! I don't have to raise my voice with them, just give them "the look!!" Works everytime, well almost. The boys don't listen.
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Old 12-22-2006 | 05:42 AM
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I hope you're not going to be teaching 4 year-olds in pre-school like I do!!! I don't have to raise my voice with them, just give them "the look!!" Works everytime, well almost. The boys don't listen.
Really??? Imagine that!! Why do you think I go around talking to myself all the time? Because I am the mother only of male offspring!!
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