Aircraft, base and reserve info
03-02-2017, 03:07 AM
#82
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Originally Posted by Std Deviation
You're not a Clorox the cockpit guy are you? I just want to remind my coworkers that - although I didn't major in microbiology or virology- it just takes one. One germ. One. The size of a micron. So short of sealing up the cockpit airtight and heating up crystallized formaldehyde to vaporize it and kill every living thing (yes, that's an actual technique) you're not gonna get them all.
Kinda like the disclaimer that the wipe kills 99% of the germs. But man, that last 1% is a real bugger. I want to ask - do the same guys wipe down an ATM before using it? A gas pump? The coffee dispensing handle in the lounge? The crew room recliner? Every dollar bill in their pocket? Because there's far more contamination on those items. Do they wash their hands for a full 30-60 seconds with hot soapy water after using the restroom? I'm guessing no. The irony.
Kinda like the disclaimer that the wipe kills 99% of the germs. But man, that last 1% is a real bugger. I want to ask - do the same guys wipe down an ATM before using it? A gas pump? The coffee dispensing handle in the lounge? The crew room recliner? Every dollar bill in their pocket? Because there's far more contamination on those items. Do they wash their hands for a full 30-60 seconds with hot soapy water after using the restroom? I'm guessing no. The irony.
03-02-2017, 02:44 PM
#84
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Joined APC: May 2009
Position: Square root of the variance and average of the variation
Posts: 1,602
Originally Posted by aldonite7667
I do kinda think you can get herpes from the heasets. Saw a chick with a doozie of an outbreak with that mic muff rubbing against it.
03-03-2017, 04:53 PM
#86
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Joined APC: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,512
Aircraft, base and reserve info
Originally Posted by Std Deviation
You're not a Clorox the cockpit guy are you? I just want to remind my coworkers that - although I didn't major in microbiology or virology- it just takes one. One germ. One. The size of a micron. So short of sealing up the cockpit airtight and heating up crystallized formaldehyde to vaporize it and kill every living thing (yes, that's an actual technique) you're not gonna get them all.
Kinda like the disclaimer that the wipe kills 99% of the germs. But man, that last 1% is a real bugger. I want to ask - do the same guys wipe down an ATM before using it? A gas pump? The coffee dispensing handle in the lounge? The crew room recliner? Every dollar bill in their pocket? Because there's far more contamination on those items. Do they wash their hands for a full 30-60 seconds with hot soapy water after using the restroom? I'm guessing no. The irony.
Kinda like the disclaimer that the wipe kills 99% of the germs. But man, that last 1% is a real bugger. I want to ask - do the same guys wipe down an ATM before using it? A gas pump? The coffee dispensing handle in the lounge? The crew room recliner? Every dollar bill in their pocket? Because there's far more contamination on those items. Do they wash their hands for a full 30-60 seconds with hot soapy water after using the restroom? I'm guessing no. The irony.
I just want to remind my coworkers it just takes one. One of those little wiggling bastards to get out and your screwed for 18 years of child support. One the size of micron! I mean come one man why even bother with a condom. I mean they only work 99% of the time. It says so right on the package.
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03-04-2017, 08:16 AM
#87
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Joined APC: May 2009
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Originally Posted by RiddleEagle18
I just want to remind my coworkers it just takes one. One of those little wiggling bastards to get out and your screwed for 18 years of child support. One the size of micron! I mean come one man why even bother with a condom. I mean they only work 99% of the time. It says so right on the package.
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That 1% is usually operator error. In the words of Kid Rock, "pinch it off before you roll it down."
04-21-2017, 05:41 PM
#89
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Joined APC: Mar 2006
Position: 320 CA
Posts: 5,588
Originally Posted by Gone Flying
About how many pilots are in each B.E.S?
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04-22-2017, 05:16 AM
#90
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Joined APC: Sep 2015
Position: UNA
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