MEX Layover
07-21-2017, 11:22 AM
#32
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everything is wonderful
Five Star Resorts In Cancun Suspected Of Using Illegal Alcohol « CBS Pittsburgh
Five Star Resorts In Cancun Suspected Of Using Illegal Alcohol « CBS Pittsburgh
07-23-2017, 03:57 PM
#33
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No you don't want to go to Mexico City. Its even worse than you've heard!
Pollution! Altitude sickness! Poisoned water! Poisoned food! Cholera! Dysentery! Chlamydia! Murders! Banditos! Drug cartels! Kidnappers! ATC is trying to kill you! The runway is trying to kill you! Your Captain is trying to kill you! The local mechanic is trying to kill you! The volocano is trying to kill you! There will be stowaways! They will plant drugs on you! The money is worthless! They'll steal your ATM card and pin and drain your life savings! The police are more dangerous than the criminals! The traffic is more dangerous than the police! Plus all the human sacrifice!
Call out sick. Its the only way to be safe.
Pollution! Altitude sickness! Poisoned water! Poisoned food! Cholera! Dysentery! Chlamydia! Murders! Banditos! Drug cartels! Kidnappers! ATC is trying to kill you! The runway is trying to kill you! Your Captain is trying to kill you! The local mechanic is trying to kill you! The volocano is trying to kill you! There will be stowaways! They will plant drugs on you! The money is worthless! They'll steal your ATM card and pin and drain your life savings! The police are more dangerous than the criminals! The traffic is more dangerous than the police! Plus all the human sacrifice!
Call out sick. Its the only way to be safe.
Last edited by robthree; 07-23-2017 at 03:59 PM. Reason: Needed more hyperbole.
07-23-2017, 06:09 PM
#34
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Originally Posted by tom11011
everything is wonderful
Five Star Resorts In Cancun Suspected Of Using Illegal Alcohol « CBS Pittsburgh
Five Star Resorts In Cancun Suspected Of Using Illegal Alcohol « CBS Pittsburgh
panic mode
let me climb into my bubble and never leave USA. headed to Disney
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ack-boy-search
uh....everything is wonderful
07-23-2017, 08:54 PM
#35
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Joined APC: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,193
Originally Posted by robthree
No you don't want to go to Mexico City. Its even worse than you've heard!
Pollution! Altitude sickness! Poisoned water! Poisoned food! Cholera! Dysentery! Chlamydia! Murders! Banditos! Drug cartels! Kidnappers! ATC is trying to kill you! The runway is trying to kill you! Your Captain is trying to kill you! The local mechanic is trying to kill you! The volocano is trying to kill you! There will be stowaways! They will plant drugs on you! The money is worthless! They'll steal your ATM card and pin and drain your life savings! The police are more dangerous than the criminals! The traffic is more dangerous than the police! Plus all the human sacrifice!
Call out sick. Its the only way to be safe.
Pollution! Altitude sickness! Poisoned water! Poisoned food! Cholera! Dysentery! Chlamydia! Murders! Banditos! Drug cartels! Kidnappers! ATC is trying to kill you! The runway is trying to kill you! Your Captain is trying to kill you! The local mechanic is trying to kill you! The volocano is trying to kill you! There will be stowaways! They will plant drugs on you! The money is worthless! They'll steal your ATM card and pin and drain your life savings! The police are more dangerous than the criminals! The traffic is more dangerous than the police! Plus all the human sacrifice!
Call out sick. Its the only way to be safe.
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