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Old 04-25-2024 | 08:58 AM
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One of ours had his butter knife confiscated by TSA and used the axe to spread peanut butter on his bagel.
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Old 04-25-2024 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rolf
One of ours had his butter knife confiscated by TSA and used the axe to spread peanut butter on his bagel.
or go to a sitdown restuarant and get a butter knife from them or a steak knife.
The TSA needs to be demolished
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Old 04-25-2024 | 03:36 PM
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I believe the crew used the axe to get of the cockpit of the Kalitta crash in Bogata.
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Old 04-25-2024 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by worstpilotever
I believe the crew used the axe to get of the cockpit of the Kalitta crash in Bogata.
I would like to get more info thanks.
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Old 04-25-2024 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by worstpilotever
I believe the crew used the axe to get of the cockpit of the Kalitta crash in Bogata.
Bad one. Miracle any survived. Spit some blades on one, cobbed the rest & lost another. Set her down on a semi-flat hilltop?

Last edited by METO Guido; 04-25-2024 at 04:44 PM. Reason: Cobbed. As in corn
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Old 04-25-2024 | 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by hoover
or go to a sitdown restuarant and get a butter knife from them or a steak knife.
The TSA needs to be demolished
Once in Calgary, 'airport security' there confiscated my plastic knife...you know, the kind you can get at any fast-food restaurant, coffee shop, on the airplane, etc etc etc. "This is a dangerous prohibited item," I was told.

So I just smiled, nodded, walked a few meters to the Tim Horton's beyond security, and grabbed five more 'dangerous prohibited items.'

Nitwits...
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Old 04-25-2024 | 07:07 PM
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The FO in the Horizon Dash-8-100 crash at Seatac in the 80's attempted to break the cockpit window with the crash axe and ended up with a nice scar on his forehead when it bounced off the undamaged window right into his noggin.
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Old 05-03-2024 | 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by myrkridia
This guy was a hero until I spied the phone holster.
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Old 05-03-2024 | 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Merle Haggard
This guy was a hero until I spied the phone holster.
Oh no. He’s still my hero!
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Old 05-03-2024 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by METO Guido
Bad one. Miracle any survived. Spit some blades on one, cobbed the rest & lost another. Set her down on a semi-flat hilltop?
I believe they lost 2 more after the initial failure....3 in total or partial power loss on one and 2 total failures..cant remember all the details. cockpit came to rest on side or almost upside down.
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