UAL NonRev
07-25-2008 | 06:56 PM
#4
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Joined: Mar 2007
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From: Dreamniner
UAL Robot: "What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"
Me: "No"
Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"
Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"
Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."
Followed by 10 minutes on hold.
Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"
Me: "No"
Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"
Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"
Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."
Followed by 10 minutes on hold.
Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.
07-26-2008 | 05:37 PM
#6
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Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 1,035
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From: Gear Handle supervisor
if you havent listed you might need it, however usually you can just get a quick load from the agent, as long as he understands you. Of course if youre a skywester like I used to be, they seem to frown on you. "what is your airline code?" How can you mess up OO? enjoy! I would suggest just getting the OMC card right of the bat.
07-26-2008 | 08:34 PM
#7
Line Holder
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 57
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From: 88FO
UAL Robot: "What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"
Me: "No"
Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"
Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"
Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."
Followed by 10 minutes on hold.
Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"
Me: "No"
Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"
Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"
Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."
Followed by 10 minutes on hold.
Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.
07-27-2008 | 07:33 AM
#8
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Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 876
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From: Captain, CRJ-200, ASA
UAL Robot: "What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"
Me: "No"
Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"
Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"
Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."
Followed by 10 minutes on hold.
Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"
Me: "No"
Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"
Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"
Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."
Followed by 10 minutes on hold.
Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.
You would think an airline based in Chicago would understand someone who has a Chicago/Midwest accent. The stupid thing could never recognize what I said.
07-27-2008 | 10:21 AM
#9
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 299
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From: EMB120 CA
UAL Robot: "What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"
Me: "No"
Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"
Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"
Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."
Followed by 10 minutes on hold.
Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Shuttle America?"
Me: "No"
Robot: "My mistake. What airline do you work for?"
Me: "Skywest"
Robot: "Did you say Mesa?"
Me: "No you stupid piece of garbage. I said Skywest"
Robot: "I'm sorry, I'm having difficulty understanding you. Allow me to transfer you to an agent."
Followed by 10 minutes on hold.
Oh how I love the UAL nonrev line.
ROBOT: What airline do you work for?
ME: Skywest.
ROBOT: You said, Air Zimbabwe, correct?
ME: NO
ROBOT: My mistake, what airline do you work for?
ME: SKYWEST
ROBOT: You said, Mexicana, correct?
ME: NO!!!!!
ROBOT: Entre o diga su número del archivo
ME: *!#*!@*#*@
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