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zippo lighter repairman
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Originally Posted by DashDriverYV
(Post 883266)
You can be identified naked by your USA Today, big watch, and little...
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Originally Posted by captain beefy
(Post 885426)
When you cover the remote with the bag for ice because you know you're not the first to give yourself a "stranger" then watch TV
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaaaa! |
Purser on the Love Boat...
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You might be an airline pilot if...
...you silently swear at passengers standing on the "moving walkway".:mad:
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You might be an airline pilot if...
...your dream job includes:
as much time off as your neighbors think you have as much money as your family thinks you have as much sex as your wife thinks you have |
Originally Posted by Monkeyfly
(Post 888277)
...you silently swear at passengers standing on the "moving walkway".:mad:
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Originally Posted by buzzpat
(Post 888320)
Drives me frikkin crazy! Stand = Right, Walk = Left. It ought to be a law.
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Originally Posted by bcrosier
(Post 888330)
Thank you!
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pixie dust spreader on the tilt-a-whirl......
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Originally Posted by buzzpat
(Post 888320)
Drives me frikkin crazy! Stand = Right, Walk = Left. It ought to be a law.
I always just figured they were paralyzed by moving walkways. Carl |
Originally Posted by Carl Spackler
(Post 886443)
I just pin on my name tag:
Hugh G. Rection Carl |
Originally Posted by ZDub
(Post 888480)
Just ah, so you're aware...I'll be at the engravers bright and early having a new name tag created. Priceless....priceless.
Carl |
You become thoroughly annoyed when passengers stop you in the terminal to ask you where they can pick up their bags; while you're standing directly under a sign with huge letters and arrows pointing to "BAGGAGE CLAIM".
Then, on a day off, at the Home Depot, you stop the guy in the orange apron to ask him where the paint aisle is... ...while you're standing in the paint aisle. |
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